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Superb Real Names From Isambard Kingdom Brunel To Jukebox Timebomb

by James Brown
30 November 2014

Ever wondered what the best names on the planet are? A pro-Isambard Kingdom tweet prompted a deluge of Fanny Bonjours, FIghtmasters and Todd Rockets...

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When I tweeted that it had just occurred to me what a great name Isambard Kingdom Brunel was I had no idea of how many people would match it with their own #GreatRealNames. They were too good to leave on just one social platform. Here are some of the responses, feel free to add more.

Norman Conquest, Aussie Gkeeper back in the day     @Jegmeister1

Dr Marie Antoinette Titchner-Hookner and the amazing Urec Unt (say his name) @Horse_Force

I went to primary school with a girl called Aderonke Adabanjo. But then again I’m called Zoran Novakovic    @zokinovakovic

Moondig Paterson lived round our way. Never played footy, bit of a loner. No surprise really  @HamishJones

West Ham have a goalkeeper called Ruud Boffin   @katytuck

I’ve come across Innocent Mungo and Katarina Arsenova on exam lists  @TDBDT

Used to be a kid in my class at school in ’80s called Absolem Voist  @jasonspence4

Scarborough Athletic manager… Rudy Funk  @a1_signs

Checking an exam list once & found another bloke by the glorious name of Samuel Polycarp Fashole Luke  @Lloyd_Camb

Aussie rugby league player Steele Retchless is an old favourite   @realsuedeshoes

I used to work with Vincent Vincent   @barrymcilheney

Segar Richard Bastard refereed the 1878 FA Cup Final  @RussellSmith84

Tokyo Sexwale (South African minister) takes some beating    @YorkshireSigns

Ex Falkirk player Crawford Baptie    @ScotsHutchie

Me and my (ex)wife’s Relate counsellor: Gaye Cox   @BruceGorrie

Found out I work with someone called Rita Chiketa    @danfoster87

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster   @paulruk

There’s a lad that plays down our pub called Todd Rocket    @dinacanyodel

A friend once worked in an office with Fanny Bonjour  @NotRollergirl

Roberto ‘Bobby’ Lasagna ex-Saatchis ex-Berlusconi’s PR man and Environment Secretary    @stafanohat

Eliquimedo Willett, Proud Kilimanjaro, Piano Mover Jones  @kevinmitchell50

Chazwick Bundick   @jakereynolds89

Sidney Harbour Bridge   @xcwbreno

Yaya Banana  @jackdoherty

Razvan Rat- @owenblackhurst

Bismarck Du Plessis    @EdwinSmith

Faroukh Engineer   @TonySpirrett

Danny Invincible   @GlennAirey

Romeo Zondervan   @MrPaulRobinson

Emmanuel Panther  @TheNairnDon

Aweekonthursday Olafembe, Camberian international striker  @ephemeraljoy

Ram Amandeep  @McBuddah

Neville Neville @Tuco_Benedicto

Former Wolfsburg head coach Wolfgang Wolf  @UnionNorth

 

 

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