With the news that Tulisa has signed a three-book deal to include the story of her life, the ace Lucy Sweet has been tweeting 'extracts' from Tulisa's autobiography this morning. Here's what she reckons will be in it, feel free to add your own in the comments box below and we'll run the best ones...
i <3 fazer but i didn't trust him i hate kelly rowland and fuckin cheryl if your going down the garage get me a Yop
went to nandos w/ Dappy and everyone was lookin and i had peri peri chiken then I knew we was famous
omg kelly rowland wuz such a bitch and she smelled of tuna lol
haterz don't know me so whateva. I'm starvin - get me a munchy box, yeh? *end of chapter 1*
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