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A Proper Royal Flotilla: Shoreditch Style
Standing on a boat on the Thames for four hours with one's hat almost blowing off and having to endure all that sodding waving?! Nah.. this is how Lizzie would have rather spent her big weekend...
So here’s East London’s answer to the Royal Flotilla: who needs a six-man deep crowd at the bank of the Thames when you could have been downing tinneys of cider on some scummy water in Shoreditch?
Here’s a bunch more stuff on the Jubilee:
The Diamond Jubilee Can Kiss My Arse
Royal Jubilee Sporting Egg Cups
The Queen’s Speech: Lizzie’s Better Off Bogling
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f*ckin hipsters
being a dickhead is cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
Mingepipes.
I am in total awe of anyone daft enough to spark up a fag on a rubber dinghy. Kopparberg: crisp, refreshing....and the perfect accompaniment to choking on Thames arse-water as you drown, surrounded by people who think you're being cleverly ironic.
Ok,ok they are all going to Glade Festival.
At least they were having a laugh. A lot better than it was 15 years ago around shoreditch park when it was full of smack heads. That was no fun at all, was it.
It always amuses me how much effort goes into being effortlessly cool.
Flotilla? more like a twatilla
Ah yes the twatilla, while they were doing it they scared the fish, after they'd gone there were lots of a abandoned boats on the tow path. Hipster Oi shit 'em.
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