Standing on a boat on the Thames for four hours with one's hat almost blowing off and having to endure all that sodding waving?! Nah.. this is how Lizzie would have rather spent her big weekend...
So here’s East London’s answer to the Royal Flotilla: who needs a six-man deep crowd at the bank of the Thames when you could have been downing tinneys of cider on some scummy water in Shoreditch?
Here’s a bunch more stuff on the Jubilee:
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