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Ex Everton, Nottingham Forest, Southampton, Sunderland, Sheffield United & Middlesborough Stars Electrocuted In Match
We’ve all sat there in our armchair, belt undone, pie crust everywhere, four cans down, and wished we could control the footballers on our team. Christ, we’ve often wished most of them grievous bodily harm after a misplaced pass or bottled tackle Well, those crazy Scandinavians have come up with the ideal solution, wrap sports garters around their thighs and electrocute them randomly. Ex-Everton and Sunderland stopper Thomas Myhre, former Nottingham Forest full-back Lars Bohinen, one-time Middlesborough. Swindon and Sheffield United striker Jan Aage Fjørtoft and Southampton stalwart Claus Lundekvam got involved. We’d happily do Asjely Cole. Let us know who you would like to see have 240,000v sent thought them in the comments below.
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Lare Bohinen was a midfielder. Other than that who better to electrocute than our old mate Sepp Blatter?
Very Funny. Are you sure Emile Heskey hasn't already got one of these fitted.
Fucking brilliant!
Electrocute (v.) to kill by electricity. When are the funerals?
Given that electrocute' means to kill someone by the use of electricity I'd like to nominate John Terry and Luis Suarez please.
For previous comments, Furry Canary & Rob are top of my list. Go fetch the definition of this... arsewipes.
Lars the judas!
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