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Why Porn Made For Women Is Best

by Lorraine Baines
12 August 2013 22 Comments

Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms that don't knock the house down. What's not to like?

Scenario 1: You’re at work, when a colleague you fancy whispers in your ear, “I want you. Meet me in the stationery cupboard.” You close the door behind you and he gently nibbles your ear lobe while thumbing your knickers to one side…

Scenario 2: A muscular man you’ve never met before now is pumping his cock into your vagina. Pump. Pump. Pump. All the while he’s grunting and saying “oh yeah”.

Which scenario would you rather play out till the end?

With that delightful image in mind, here are five reasons why porn for women is so much more arousing than the usual offerings:

1. It’s not a lesson in gynaecology

Women don’t need to see a nine-inch cock entering a shaved, gaping-wade hole to know they’re having sex. Instead, we like the way he kisses her ear and holds her hand while they fuck. It’s steamy, sensual and much more believable. And we don’t feel like we’re in a classroom surrounded by our fellow 15-year-old classmates learning about the birds and the bees.

2. The plotline is plausible

What’s hot is imagining something happening to you in real life. A guy you fancy at work takes you in to the storeroom and fucks you before you go back to your desk as if nothing happened. Never have I laid in bed masturbating over the thought of a plumber turning up and ‘plumbing my pipes’. Especially as that plumber is invariably 55 years old, married with kids and has toast crumbs in his beard.

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3. The characters feel real

Why would I care about an orange lady and her fake boobs tit-wanking this oiled-up muscular man she’s only just met while he goes “Oh yeah that’s it” and she goes “Uh Uh UH! Ohhhh!!! Yes! YES!” while a crew of 20 people watch and shout direction? It’s fake and I know they’re not enjoying it. I know these girls are having their pussies pumped for 12 hours a day, seven days a week and are as sore as a teenager’s cock, and that while they’re going all out with the “Oh harder yes that’s it”s, I know she’s really just thinking about what she’ll have for dinner. But if two naturally attractive people share a love story during which we get to know them and care about them before they end up in bed together, we will find this sexy. Because it feels like they’re having sex because they want to and they’re genuinely enjoying it. Because they probably are.

4. The lesbianism comes across genuine

We all fantasise about having sex with another woman. But in our minds the other woman has real boobs, bitten nails and doesn’t say “oh yeah that’s so good” over and over. I need to feel like I could bump into this girl on the street, or maybe she serves me coffee in the morning. Perhaps she sits next to me on the sofa and slowly runs her hand up my skirt. And I let her. She does not ram a dildo up my vagina, while trying not to break her fake nails as we lie on a silk-sheeted bed with a mirror on the ceiling.

5. The men are actually attractive

A massive body with a tiny head? A tanned torso and a pale-white face? An unrealistically huge cock? No, male porn stars are not cast with women’s desires in mind. That’s why James Deen, porn’s boy next door, has done so well – he looks like a regular guy you could date. If you like men who plough women for a job.

 

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gingerprince 11:21 am, 16-Feb-2012

I came first! ta daaaaa!!!! Anyway, I agree with everything in this article. Fake porn is shite.

Mungo 12:33 pm, 16-Feb-2012

Yep, fake porn, the usual stuff is definitely shite. There is good, or quirky, or semi-believable stuff, but it's hard to find.

Kate 3:47 pm, 16-Feb-2012

lol, you said 'semi'

Kane 10:06 am, 17-Feb-2012

Good piece... the thing is Anna, men and women are different... men watch porn to get off, not to fantasize... so we don't need stories and believable scenerios... just tits and gash and pumping.. it's like the shower vs bath wank... but that's a debate for another time!

carl 9:50 am, 27-Jul-2012

Isnt this an old article. Past articles have been posted more often lately why has this not been picked up on.

Gabe 1:42 pm, 27-Jul-2012

So, do you have recommendations? The only porn I've encountered that, based on these points, was "made for women" is written fiction. Where would I find porn videos that satisfy, that you'd masturbate to?

Paula 11:09 am, 24-Sep-2012

Brilliant Anna. Every boy should be issued with a copy of this the day he starts secondary school. And all uptight women who think porn is 'disgusting' or 'just for men' . Wrong! We women love it when it's proper porn.

Taylor 6:07 pm, 31-Oct-2012

But... But... Huge, unrealistic cocks ARE attractive!

Neon 1:17 pm, 31-Jan-2013

I'm a guy, and I agree with this. Every last point. Its nice to fantasize, and it's really romance and such that gets me going. I remember watching a porno aimed at women once and I was actually more intrigued by the plot than by the sex.

Lina 1:21 am, 8-Jun-2013

I am a woman and I still prefer the second scenario. I honestly don't care about the lovey dovey romance nor whether they hold hands. I want the guy to be hot (great body and face) and to wildly screw her because I'm imagining myself as her. I only wished more porn would focus on the guy and his expressions than the woman. I don't want to watch her, it's him I want! This may not sound very ladylike of me, but I honestly am only interested in the dirty sex. That's it.

bnd 6:45 pm, 16-Jun-2013

all porn is a bit shit, my gf tho she has been raised on porn and she is proper dirty. she isntbthe first girl ive been with to be like that either.

Andy 2:45 pm, 17-Jun-2013

Thank you Lina, a breathe of fresh air, not influenced by what others think.

Ms Naughty 8:37 am, 20-Jun-2013

In reply to Gabe who asked for recommendations: I've been making porn for women since 2000. I did this because of many of the reasons listed here: I wanted to see better porn and decided to make it myself. I have a list of good sites at http://www.msnaughty.com/ There's also a list of over 400 good female-friendly movies at http://www.pornmoviesforwomen.com/

random guy 5:56 pm, 20-Jun-2013

99.9% of porno uses above average to huge guys...yet obese women have their own genres? WTF? Constantly hear about how all the guys are ugly and there isn't enough variation of the female form and yet as mentioned they fail to use average size guys (let alone a tad under average) Sorry if your about equal screentime for diff and diverse/normal bodies then you have to address the dick thing as well,most amateur porno sucks and doesn't use true amateurs so that blows too...

Renko 7:53 pm, 20-Jun-2013

@Ms Naughty: Thanks!

william dean parker 10:23 pm, 4-Jul-2013

i HAVE LOOKED AT THE TWO TOP PORN SITES "MADE FOR AND BY WOMEN". OF THE FIRST 100 OR SO THUMBNAILS I SAW, ONLY 20 HAD MEN IN THEM - ALL BUT ONE OF THOSE MEN WERE EITHER BALD OR HAD THEIR HEADS SHAVED COMPLETELY OR NEARLY COMPLETELY CLEAN OF SOMETHING THAT WOMEN SPEND 10 BILLION A YEAR ON, AND HAVE ALWAYS COSIDERED AN IMPORTANT SIGN OF THEIR OWN BEAUTY. FOR HAIR TO BE SO ABSENT ON THE MEN IN 'WOMEN'DESIGNED PORN IS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT A WOMAM'S PURPOSE FOR A MAN IS TO BE FREE OF HIS OWN BEAUTY SO HE CAN BETTER FULFILL HIS SEXUAL PURPOSE - TO ONLY BE A VANITY MIRROR AND AN AUDIENCE TO FEMALE BEAUTY. I COACHED WOMEN'S SOCCER FOR YEARS AND SDPENT MY LIFE AROUND MUSCULAR ATHLETIC WOMEN. I LOST TRACK OF THE NUMBER OF MEN WHO WERE PURPLEXED AS TO WHY I WOULD WOULD WANT TO BE AROUND THESE WOME. THESE MEN PREFER THEIR WOMEN DEVOID OF MUSCULARITY THE WAT ALL WOMEN PREFER MEN DEVOID OF HAIR AND OTHER SIGNS OF BEAUTY. VERY FEW OF THE MEN ON THESE THUMBNAILS CAN BE SEEN AT ALL EXCEPT THEIR ARM HAND OR WHATEVER BODY PART THEIR ARE USING TO TOUSH A WOMAN'S BEAUTY.OF THE FIRST 100 THUMBNAILS I SAW ONLY IN 2 WERE THE WOMEN ACTUALLY LOOKING AT HE MAN AT ALL. WHEN I WAS 12 I WENT ON A HUNTING TRIP WITH MANY OF THE MALES FROM ONE SIDE OF MY FAMILY. WHILE A WILD PIG WAS STILL BLEEDIND TO DEATH, ONE OF MY COUSINS REACHES OVER, GRABBED HER NIPPLE, PULLED IT UP AND SLICED OT OFF WITH A HUNTING KNIFE. THESE ARE THE MEN THAT WOMEN DESERVE IN THEIR LIVES FOR YOU NOT HANVING ONE SINGLE ZAC EFFRON ON '''YOUR PORN''''SITES.

Glenn Willis 8:37 am, 25-Jul-2013

Glenn Willis Masturbates for a Group of Women "My neighbor and her girl friends watched me jerk off. They sat in front of me and watched me jerk off and cum. They liked it. I could hear them talking about me and laughing as they watched me beating off, so I jerked off in front of them three times. Each time I came real hard. They watched me cum and it felt great. They were all gorgeous brunettes. I loved it :)

DAVIDMOULDYAPPLE 10:31 pm, 13-Aug-2013

Sort of agree with you Lorraine , with the sentiments of your thoughtful, amusing, article; personally like watching naturalistic loving sex in in certain movies, it can be a turn on,, However,viewing a disgusting cunt like "classy" Alicia Rhodes, however can be exasperating !!..she would fuck anything including my pet squid !.....

DAVIDMOULDYAPPLE 10:43 pm, 13-Aug-2013

Like your article Lorraine, sort of agree with you , when Women make porn it has a realistitic sincerity which can be a turn on, however watching a disgusting cunt-animal like Alicia Rhodes for example in her "classy", thoughtful videos is somewhat exasperating.!and not particularly entertaining i my opinion .

Glenn Willis 12:21 pm, 16-Aug-2013

My neighbor and her girl friends watched me jerk off. They sat in front of me and watched me jerk off and cum. They liked it. I could hear them talking about me and laughing as they watched me beating off, so I jerked off in front of them three times. Each time I came real hard. They watched me cum and it felt great. They were all gorgeous brunettes. I loved it :)

maurice loiselle 11:55 am, 22-Sep-2013

i have noticed the porn movies of late are spending more time on petting and kissing and lord god thank you for bringing back the pussy. MORE PUSSY........

George J 12:56 pm, 7-May-2014

Great article Lorraine with points I agree on, however I think you should add that review sites are worth having a look at too.

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