Awe-wool-write! Far-care-nell.. Wood-jew,adam-a-knave it. Danny Dyer..... Only one word. Cant.

I was born in Wakefield street, know and love East ham, and I have to say, without the tiniest doubt, that Danny Dyer is a complete and total wankbucket, and a class one , card carrying tool.....I fukkin' hate professional 'Geezers' !

Two Bob, On the other hand, there seem to be lots of job opportunities for Pro Geezers. I've, er, got a friend who wants to get into this lucrative profession. What would he need to do? Does anyone run classes? Is there a certificate you can obtain?

'old on , I'll 'ave a butchers on google....nah, nuffink .....I'll sit on me 'aris for a bit in the Boleyn and keep me shell likes open, see if any of the local faces can 'elp....awright?.....sorted !!

Words fail me!

My little sister Mary would ask him out but she has a cold plate of custard infront of her and try as he might he just cannot remove the skin.