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John Terry Cleared: Here Are Three Crimes He's Definitely Guilty Of
John Terry might have not had to shell out 2.5k today, but as these videos show, he been as guilty as sin on a number of occasions...
The Crime: Falling over while taking a penalty for Chelsea in Moscow in 2008 and crying like a 5-year-old on his first day at school.
The Punishment: Becoming the brunt of 3.2 million bad yet funny photoshop images.
The Crime: Lifting the Champions League trophy in full kit.
The Punishment: Furthering his reputation as the whopper to beat all whoppers.
The Crime: Being Nutmegged by Andy Carroll
The Punishment: Being known as the only player to ever be nutmegged by the shaved ape.
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what about falling over at RVP's feet?
Crime 4 - Wearing his socks over his knees like an absolute twat
James, John Terry is the finest captain England have had since Bobby Moore.
Jack how is he the finest captain since Moore? If you said that just to wind someone up its worked. Even setting aside his MANY misdemeanors that have disgraced English football, resulting in his sacking as captain. He has done sweet FA on the pitch for England, certainly nothing that would put him above Robson, Shearer and Beckham. The man is a total discrace to football.
Mr Weevil, sir, I couldn't have put it better myself. The likes of Moore, Charlton, Hurst, Peters et al must be shuddering when they see this highly paid racist - ooops, sorry - non racist thug cheat and wheedle his way to his millions. Best captain since Bobby Moore? That's an insult to the great man's memory.
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