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Liverpool's Carroll A Gamble? Why The English Press Are Wrong Again

by Joe Hall
15 June 2012 11 Comments

It has been revealed that Andy Carroll will lead the line for England against Sweden in tonight's crucial Group D match, prompting much misguided derision from the press, the clowns...

So, it seems that Liverpool’s Andy Carroll is gearing up for a re-call to England’s starting eleven for their match against Sweden tonight. England’s appearance will once again be moulded on Roy Hodgson’s meticulous planning, yet this decision is not a particularly complex one. 7 of the last 8 goals that Sweden have conceded have come from headers. This simple statistic reveals to any reasonable observer just why Carroll will be selected; Sweden have a clear weakness that can be exploited by Carroll’s clear strength. As an aging Andriy Shevchenko eagerly demonstrated on Monday night, Sweden’s defence is almost incapacitated when it comes to direct crosses and presence in the box; a subtle approach was not required for the hosts to take all three points.

Surely then Carroll’s inclusion is an obvious decision, one universally accepted by commentators and fans? Not so. Reading many reports of the news, one could easily be fooled into thinking that Hodgson had ordered Joe Hart not to wear gloves, was planning a five-man front line and was even contemplating telling his players to just pick up the thing and run with it to the line. Hodgson’s decision has already been mocked and questioned as a return to the dark ages. It still appears that any player over 6ft, incapable of a million kick-ups and not Spanish is treated with suspicion. Tiki taka = good, scoring a goal with your head = bad.

In an effort to be “sophisticated” the popular presses have instead remained infuriatingly simple.

In The Guardian, for example, Richard Williams used the decision to include Carroll as an opportunity to once again question Roy Hodgson’s position as England manager. Apparently, Hodgson’s belief that looking to score headers is enough to condemn him as prehistoric, of a bygone age that even his Scandinavian apprentices have moved on from. Williams implies that Hodgson’s approach “belongs to the past.” What aspect of Hodgson’s approach exactly? His decision to play an in-form striker against a vulnerable defence? His lowering of ghastly inflated expectations? His implementation of a tactical discipline that has been sorely missing from recent England sides? Or perhaps it is his reactive tactics, tactics that have recently been employed by Champions League winners Chelsea, Europa League winners Atletico Madrid, Bundesliga winners Borussia Dortmund and, of course, by Jose Mourinho at Real Madrid. Of course, this is never really explained, it seems if you’re not playing false-nines and dominating possession, you’re an antiquated relic of a bygone age.

In an effort to be “sophisticated” the popular presses have instead remained infuriatingly simple. Andy Carroll himself may be a divisive character; he is both a £35 million pound flop and one of England’s brightest attacking prospects, a player of great potential already capable of upsetting any defence. Yet these are arguments for another time. Regardless of your opinion of the player, however, there are clear facts ahead of tonight’s game with Sweden that cannot be ignored. If Sweden concede most of their goals to headers, there is only one candidate in England’s squad to punish them tonight. Even Carroll’s most ardent critics could not deny that he has continually threatened defences with his strength, height and sheer brutishness. So he can’t pick out a beautiful through ball? Leave that to Ashley Young, Danny Welbeck and Steven Gerrard. Carroll provides England with a targetable goal threat they often lacked in their game against France. It might not be pretty, but neither is having one point in Group D with one game to go.

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Doug 1:56 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Spot on.

Barry Wang 2:10 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Damn fine piece!

J75J 2:14 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Both deserve another chance, but it will take a much more inventive approach from the manager if England are to devise a way of integrating Carroll's valuable but rough-hewn qualities into a style of play that would allow them to match their own expectations by competing with the world's best. Richard Williams on Carroll and Henderson under Capello in 2010! Okay for Capello to pick Carroll but not Roy! Only way any manager is going to get the best out of Carroll is to play him and Carroll has been showing his game is more then just flick ons and headers down. He will hold the ball up more effectively then Welbeck or Young can do.

Tony L 2:15 pm, 15-Jun-2012

"he is both a £35 million pound flop and one of England’s brightest attacking prospects" The press just get their heads round this can they? Its not hard to be two things. Carroll quite good but over-valued and under-performing? Does. Not. Compute. Barton a little bit intelligent and violent? my head hurts.

Darren H 2:30 pm, 15-Jun-2012

I hope he storms a perfect hattrick and reveals a tshirt reading " suck dick williams"

Skin Ed 2:59 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Brilliant article. Give the man a pickled egg!

Darren 3:31 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Messi scored a header against Manchester United in the 2009 Champions League final. Bloody troglodyte!

Jimmy James Jameson 4:42 pm, 15-Jun-2012

well who'd have thought bendtner, torres and shevchenko would be scoring with gay abandon... my moneys on him getting a brace tonight, in light of these events

Dan M 6:19 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Pretty sure this is all linked up with The Suns stand that Arry Redknapp is the greatest manager that ever lived and must be the England manager. They are even saying he was sacked from Spurs because they wanted a younger manager (they offered him a contract in January.....)It is impossible to say how he will do, but he is a real threat in the air. Defenders do not like playing against guys like him. As far as it goes over Wellbeck... I'd pick Carroll. The young boy doesn't seem to have taken to the international stage.The whole nature of the press as far as football is this... Try play nice and lose they get at you for losing. Play ugly but win, they get at you for "being boring" It has to be nice,it has to win.Ask any fan what they would rather watch. Personally, if i didn't want England to win it anyway, i would so Hodgson could go tell the press to go to hell lol.

Plastic Scally 9:07 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Williams is a fool. I read his first couple of pieces for the Gaurdian, rolled my eyes and haven't bothered to look at him again. Andy Carroll will improve and has done since he got the hook at Newcastle. There seems to be no patience in the football these days though so expect the players, manager, referee's, UEFA and anyone else who can be blamed for England's first defeat to be blamed in the harshest possible terms.

BigRed1 10:34 pm, 15-Jun-2012

Just watched the match so can't claim to be Clare Voyant... But I bet Williams is feeling a bit of a twat right now... Tee Hee Hee. Shame because the Groaniod writers often offer up good pieces but this smakes of a guy with an agenda - its called "lets boot England in the nads and say told you so".

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