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The new series of Made in Chelsea kicked off last night promising to be the poshest chelsea ever...
Series 3 is here! And it’s going to be the poshest Chelsea ever! I know this because in the advert, someone is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword. This is pretty much the poshest thing you can do apart from rocking up to Sloane Square with a top hat over your genitals and demanding that everyone calls you Fotherington Smythe. In fact, if you’ve done one you’ve probably done the other. Let’s begin.
Spencer starts the episode with 50 posh points because he is flying a plane. And when he lands it and meets Caggie, the first thing he says is “Sorry about that, my helicopter is in the shop. FNARRRRRR!” (Not really.)
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"You crack the egg into the water and if it goes bubbly then you’re a bit sad and should probably eat more swan or something" - Haha! Oh how ive missed reading your take on the show daisy!!
"When your head hair is flat and lifeless, you’re not going to produce a shiny, luxuriant growth from your chin." Clearly you haven't been in my bathroom on Depilation Day...
Spencer refers to the Church going blonde as 'fucking fit' not Hugo's girlfriend. Look closer! They fall out over it in next week's episode, or so the clips would suggest.
Oh, I've missed y'all too! Sara, I'm reviewing via TV Catchup on my laptop late at night and occasionally my notes get garbled-sorry about that. The first to spot my mistakes gets a Twix or Double Decker. Let me know your preference.
The incredible skippy born again girl is here! Hip hip?
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