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Made In Chelsea 3.9: Culture, Crazies And Bumming For Jesus
This week in Made In Chelsea, Cheska's get a face-full from Kimberley while Francis, Proudlock and Jamie Biscuits decide to become culture vultures. Let's see how this turns out...
This weekend I learned about saddlebacking – the act of having unprotected anal sex in order to preserve one’s virginity, usually for religious reasons, or Bumming For Jesus. And when you’re watching MIC AD, or AESGTC (After Everyone Starts Going To Church) this discovery changes everything. Do we have to start calling it “taking it up the Proudlock” or making jokes about Jamie “chocolate” biscuits? Also, it would explain the Kimberly scandal. Going out for coffee with Spencer, Francis and Jamie doesn’t seem like a big deal, but if a lady of her social standing has been fraternising with people at the back door it could scandalise South West London. Still, Cheska doesn’t go to church, so what makes her so anal?
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MIC 3.8: Interventions, Interference And Itty-Bitty Willies
MIC 3.7- Whores, Bores and Spa Wars
MIC 3.6- Heartbreak And Broken Biscuits
MIC 3.5- Romance In The Roller Disco
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Ah, your reviews are the best thing about MiC! My favourite moment was that weird make-up party, where the model asked them what they have in common, and the answer is "We've all shared.... HUGO!!!". I only hope they all understand about the importance of condoms...
"I’m pretty sure that the most culture those guys have collectively experienced was in an Activia yoghurt." Goes further than genius.
Bumming for Jesus and a Zoolander reference? Truly the highlight of my day.
Fine stuff as always! Though I'm sad there was no reference to Proudlock's merciless takedown of Jamie, telling the hot violinist that Mr Biscuits was more into the male pianist. Or of Jamie's sadface pizza evening home alone after he got left dateless. Limp Biscuit :/
Gen, Limp Biscuit is GENIUS. And I can't believe I missed out a potential penis/pianist joke. I BET the pianist knew about Bumming For Jesus.
Richard says “moving forward, I’d like to keep seeing you” Haha yes, sounded he was giving an end of year appraisal to one of his employees. 'In the coming business year I look forward to sharing and enjoying many more dates with you...'
Top form again, although saddened to see you missed out the specially dedicated 5 whole minutes exploiting Jamie's loneliness in different positions of his lounge.
Daisy - doubtless, he did. Obviously the whole occasion, as unnervingly polite and decorous as it was, was engineered to lure wide-eyed innocents towards Bumming for Jesus. I think Jacqs was a cunningly disguised pimp. Proudlock, Jamie, Boullé - guard your bottoms!
Top marks again, Daisy! Although I missed the Zoolander reference. I love the audience participation thing that's going on: no only are we, your fans, quoting our favourite Buchananisms, but now people are getting pro-active and spotting bits you've missed! (And yes, Gen's Limp Biscuit is good: she could be a good fill-in if you ever want to go on holiday, like to an Italian villa without wifi). My only regret is that there's only one show (and thus, one post) per week.
Daisy, I look forward to your posts even more than the episodes, lmfao
Gold. You actually make me feel less guilty about watching the show. :P
Daisy, we share the exact same opinions on EVERYTHING!! You need to host Live in Chelsea or something. Awesome writing!
I am not going to lie, this is genius! Why didn't I find your reviews earlier?! They make me feel less awful for watching it :P Just wondering though, is Daisy Buchanan actually your name or just pseudonym? :)
Great stuff as always Daisy! Has anyone else noticed the frequency with which everyone in this show says "It's so good to get out of London"? - especially in a show in where an area of London is in the pigging title? It happens at least once an episode if not 2,000 times (which is I guess symptomatic of them getting out of London at least once an episode). Jimmy Biscuits also seems to only ever want his pardys / dates / etc to be "chilled and relaxing" like that's not what he's been doing every day of his biscuity life, how can he need any more relaxation?!!
I wish I had a biscuity life. *reaches for the Mini Cheddars*
ZOOLANDER. And yes, Binky's boobs were astonishing. Also, these reviews are priceless. I'm so sad this series ends next week...I'll probably miss these reviews more, mind you.
How have I only just discovered this site?? Deep love for you and your biscuity bumming.
Wickedly funny, as always.
You must do compilation of all your articles and get Sabotage to publish it. Superb as ever Miss Daisy.....please comment again on the uber frequent kissin by this motley crew...the Chilean miners were more restrained and they hadn't seen their "chicas" for 30 days! Think half this script consists of "how are you" although they were having exotic drinkies just moments before!
Daisy, really really waiting for your recap of the season finale!!
Jamie, the girl is WOAH! NOT WAAAAAAH. You, Hugo and the other Blind Mice will never be cool.
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