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Made in Chelsea: Camels, Lions and a Stuffed Monkey

by Daisy Buchanan
8 November 2011 8 Comments

Another Monday night, another trip to Chelsea. What will happen? Will the gang drive to a haunted house in a funky psychedelic van and foil a dodgy criminal type?

Another Monday night, another trip to Chelsea. What will happen? Will the gang drive to a haunted house in a funky psychedelic van and foil a dodgy criminal type? Will the Greek financial crisis result in them losing their fortunes and spending the episode looking for work – perhaps sitting the Adecco Microsoft Office test? Will they decide to ditch the next identikit party for a night in with a packet of hobnobs and a Hollyoaks catch up?

No.

Cheska and Ollie are in a book shop sniffing the merchandise. I used to sleep with books under my pillow before an exam in the hope the knowledge would seep into my brain in the night. Maybe there’s a similar theory at work here.

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FalseNine 6:12 pm, 8-Nov-2011

"....and Hugo looks like a stoat" Brilliant observation! This program is like smoking the first cigarette after the hangover has kicked in. You know it'll make you feel sick but you...just...can't...stop yourself. Personally, I don't believe Mark Francis is real. No-one can smile like that, can they?

Christina (@D_for_Dalrymple) 7:47 pm, 8-Nov-2011

We have a positive MIC sighting: the ginger one. Gloucester Road Waitrose. I think her name is Fredrik?

Lesley 12:04 am, 9-Nov-2011

The person with the horrendous fuschia lipstick was Gabriella who I assume you must know if you've watched the show previously. Very funny post!

Daisy 3:41 pm, 9-Nov-2011

No way! She looked so different - that colour really drains her. I can't believe she went on holiday with Chloe Green - these people are freaking bizarre.

Louise 6:15 pm, 10-Nov-2011

Brilliant post! So true.

Kirsty 3:30 pm, 14-Nov-2011

I just saw Amber acting in a film! Chalet Girl, a brit romcom. And Millie was in Britain & Ireland's next top model. Ok both only for a second but I still feel a bit cheated on the reality front. (I know it's not real reality but I liked to kid myself they don't all just do it to be famous.)

Jimmy James Jameson 4:46 pm, 21-Nov-2011

I would burn each and every one of these cunts to death and use their ashes for cat litter.

Joe Hall 3:52 pm, 22-Oct-2012

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