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Made In Chelsea, Episode 3.5 - Romance In The Roller Disco
Tattoos, trauma and trips to Vauxhall - has the gang gone nuts?!
This week, it begins in…Shoreditch. What kind of edgy, alternative, Vice reading business could the gang possibly have in the Far East? Are they buying clothes that used to belong to someone else? Perhaps there’s a pardy in which Red Stripe will be drunk from a can?! Ah, now we know. Jamie’s getting a tattoo. Hugo rolls up his trouser leg to reveal an old inking, written in Mordor Elvish “it’s not embarrassing, it’s fucking rock star.” Ah, but I bet you anything that the Elvish Dudes saw him coming. He thinks he’s got some message about power and noble birth, but it really reads “I look like a chipmunk and I have a tiny willy!” Do be careful when you visit the tattoo parlours when holidaying in Middle Earth. That Gollum thinks he’s such a joker.
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Aah Daisy simply wonderful stuff, your critique is fab & more fun than the original! However as you are no doubt aware "by a country mile" has been my signature phrase for many past ST comments, so get your own!
Have to appreciate any piece of writing with such an consistent nut motif. Superb as ever.
I think if it doesn't work out with Louise (who looks like an ewok if you ask me) Jamie Biscuits should get it on with Binkie - their conversations would be the stuff of legend - also think that Binkie Biscuits rolls off the tongue quite spiffingly.
Did anyone else notice the sexy dog slow mo around minute 49?
I am very, very keen for a bit of Binkie/Biscuits boning. Let's see if we can make it happen with the combined power of our minds...
'mordor elvish'? if you're going to bring lord of the rings into it at least get it right!?
Very very funny, as always. Binkie Biscuits gets my vote too. But hang on a minute, what about Jamie, shocked by Louise's treachery, turns to Ollie for solace? A shot of them emerging one at a time from under the duvet first thing in the morning. Who's with me?
I only watch MIC so I can read these! Amazing.
great stuff daisy keep it up if you carry on this way we will have you writing the new season
Can I just say that I have so much love for you! Just discovered you today!
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