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50 Shades Of Farrow And Ball
Inspired by 50 Shades of Grey we bring you the ultimate middle class lady porn - 50 Shades of Farrow and Ball....
1. Heritage Flaps
2. Spanky blue
3. Tickled eel
4. Brown eyelet
5. Gunmetal crotch
6. Gusset Green
7. Golden Shower
8. Sexy Rectory
9. Antique Cock
10. Dead Salmon
11. Clunge
12. Labia Rose
13. Boner
14. Dark Brothel
15. Tumescent Purple
16. Quivering Mimsy
17. London Boob
18. Smoky Butthole
19. Areola
20. Cat’s Crotch
21. Strained Ball
22. Rusty Gasket
23. Bollock Blush
24. Yeast
25. Creamy Portal
26. Randy Red
27. Gimp’s Breath
28. Wobbly Sprocket
29. Bumpipe
30. Secretion
31. Shady Gape
32. Moist Middle
33. Candy Crack
34. Hardon Badger
35. Curious Protrusion
36. Forest Foreskin
37. Undercracker
38. Savage Ladygarden
39. Gloop
40. Wet Trout
41. Man Cabin
42. Pale Buttock
43. Shimmering Ganglion
44. Dirty Mary
45. Drawing Room Dildo
46. Black Mambo
47. Shaking Stevens
48. Pubic House
49. Racing Gland
50. Questing Chipolata
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The ONLY funny writer on Sabotage Times
anyone who get antique gold into golden shower and off pink into labia rose can paint my house ....funny
I actually work in a decorator's merchants and F&B is our big, big seller. I'm still waiting for them to bring out Nun's Undies.
No purple?
smokey butthole and clunge are my very favourites !
