5 Things PornHub's End Of Year Stats Taught Us About Wanking

Which UK city's search terms are totally different from the rest of the country? Which country was searching for porn on Christmas day? It's all here in graphs...
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Which UK city's search terms are totally different from the rest of the country? Which country was searching for porn on Christmas day? It's all here in graphs...

1. We all think our own women are the best in the world

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If anyone tries to tell you national pride is dead, show them this graphic.

2. Zombies Are A Right Boner Killer

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The TV event which most affected our thirst for porn was the Walking Dead season finale, which lead to a 6% decrease in traffic during broadcasting. Quite a relief really. Imagine if there'd been a huge increase in porn activity during a programme called 'Walking Dead'. A few questions would have to be asked.

3. People Still Watch A Lot Of Porn On Christmas Day

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While our porn habits decreased in the UK by 32% on Christmas Day, it was pretty much business as usual for our German and French counterparts. Obviously they didn't have Danny Dyer on EastEnders to watch. In Japan porn usage was actually up 8%. Draw your own conclusions there.

4. People In Sheffield Really Like The Moneyshot

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We pretty much all have the same viewing habits around the UK, 'British', 'lesbian', 'milf' all appear throughout, it's pretty standard stuff. Except up in no-nonsense Sheffield, where it seems the sexual tastes are completely different from the rest of the country. 4 out of the top 5 search terms are completely unique to the city. Sheffield pride lives on.

5. We Don't Know What This Graph Means But It Looks Funny

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A PornHub report would kind of be remiss not to feature at least one graph that looks like some bloke shot his bolt all over it.

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