Why Porn Made For Women Is Best

Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms that don't knock the house down. What's not to like?
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Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms that don't knock the house down. What's not to like?

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Scenario 1: You’re at work, when a colleague you fancy whispers in your ear, “I want you. Meet me in the stationery cupboard.” You close the door behind you and he gently nibbles your ear lobe while thumbing your knickers to one side…

Scenario 2: A muscular man you’ve never met before now is pumping his cock into your vagina. Pump. Pump. Pump. All the while he’s grunting and saying “oh yeah”.

Which scenario would you rather play out till the end?

With that delightful image in mind, here are five reasons why porn for women is so much more arousing than the usual offerings:

1. It’s not a lesson in gynaecology

Women don’t need to see a nine-inch cock entering a shaved, gaping-wade hole to know they’re having sex. Instead, we like the way he kisses her ear and holds her hand while they fuck. It’s steamy, sensual and much more believable. And we don’t feel like we’re in a classroom surrounded by our fellow 15-year-old classmates learning about the birds and the bees.

2. The plotline is plausible

What’s hot is imagining something happening to you in real life. A guy you fancy at work takes you in to the storeroom and fucks you before you go back to your desk as if nothing happened. Never have I laid in bed masturbating over the thought of a plumber turning up and ‘plumbing my pipes’. Especially as that plumber is invariably 55 years old, married with kids and has toast crumbs in his beard.

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3. The characters feel real

Why would I care about an orange lady and her fake boobs tit-wanking this oiled-up muscular man she’s only just met while he goes “Oh yeah that’s it” and she goes “Uh Uh UH! Ohhhh!!! Yes! YES!” while a crew of 20 people watch and shout direction? It’s fake and I know they’re not enjoying it. I know these girls are having their pussies pumped for 12 hours a day, seven days a week and are as sore as a teenager’s cock, and that while they’re going all out with the “Oh harder yes that’s it”s, I know she’s really just thinking about what she’ll have for dinner. But if two naturally attractive people share a love story during which we get to know them and care about them before they end up in bed together, we will find this sexy. Because it feels like they’re having sex because they want to and they’re genuinely enjoying it. Because they probably are.

4. The lesbianism comes across genuine

We all fantasise about having sex with another woman. But in our minds the other woman has real boobs, bitten nails and doesn’t say “oh yeah that’s so good” over and over. I need to feel like I could bump into this girl on the street, or maybe she serves me coffee in the morning. Perhaps she sits next to me on the sofa and slowly runs her hand up my skirt. And I let her. She does not ram a dildo up my vagina, while trying not to break her fake nails as we lie on a silk-sheeted bed with a mirror on the ceiling.

5. The men are actually attractive

A massive body with a tiny head? A tanned torso and a pale-white face? An unrealistically huge cock? No, male porn stars are not cast with women’s desires in mind. That’s why James Deen, porn’s boy next door, has done so well – he looks like a regular guy you could date. If you like men who plough women for a job.