My Pussy Feels Like Jesus

Christ, she rates herself...
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Christ, she rates herself...

Being a man, I cannot disprove the fact that DJ Pillow Queen thinks her pussy feels like christ himself, but surely she must be on something. What does your genitalia feel like on a daily basis? Men, does your old chap feel Biblical? If so is it a..

Samson - lost all power after an ill-advised clipping.

Moses - 2x2 (inches).

David - feeling inferior to a giant opponent in the showers

Thanks to Chris Bretz for passing this on.

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