Post Bad Bitches Of The Week: October 13

We spent all week trawling through the Post Bad archives to bring you the five finest women from the last seven days (you're welcome...)
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We spent all week trawling through the Post Bad archives to bring you the five finest women from the last seven days (you're welcome...)

There are three certainties in this world: life, death and Post Bad Bitches posting pictures of amazing looking woman thirty times a day on Twitter.

Here are some of the best of an admittedly amazing bunch from the past seven days:

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If people like that really existed, they sure as hell wouldn't walk around a shopping centre. Can you imagine it? Gangs of youths Instagramming their Nando's swivel on their chairs, catching a glimpse of someone that hot. And she's wearing practically nothing (as is her wont/our want) and you know for a fact that at least one lonely Dad pushing a pram is gonna crash into a Sunglasses Hut concession because of looking too hard. It happens. Trust us.

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Okay so she should be wearing a seat-belt and she appears to have no nipples but that's actually fine by us (the nipple bit, not the seatbelt bit). I know that this thing isn't called 'Post Cute Bitches' because if it was then there'd be nothing but wistful-looking indie girls in a field with an awkward fringe and a million comments quoting The Cure songs but GOD DAMN, she's right cute, like.

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Do gangs of girls like that really hang out together? They should start some kind of Warriors-style takeover where instead of guys in leather vests it's all girls with arses so amazing that you forget what your Twitter login details are and they end up running all of the shit. If these women ran Parliament I would totally watch PM Questions EVERY time (although they'd probably have to run it after the watershed).

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Ever wonder why pretty much all of the best countries in the world at football have great beaches? Their women are all so hot, so sun-kissed, so... Sorry I became distracted for a moment there, but what I'm saying is: no wonder they're so good at football because they probably play loads on the beach. Have you ever tried to play proper beach football? It's fucking knackering, so fair play to 'em. Also, that guy in the sea is cracking out a good one and you can just tell.

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What is it about girls with really curly hair? According to a curly-hair forum (yep) that I just found, it's because intelligence and attractiveness are linked with confidence and apparently curly girls are confident-er. I don't know about that. Maybe it's because they have hair that you reckon they'd let you touch because seriously this one time I touched a girl's hair after she had some Brazilian blow-dry thing and she nearly ripped my fucking arm off. Yeah. Anyway, she is our favourite.

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