Twats On Tinder: 9 Of The Biggest Bellends You'll Hopefully Never Meet
The best Tumblr we've seen this week; if you ever meet any of these Tinder twats, please punch them for us...
Twat #1
The fishbowl: drinking vessel of choice for wet-behind-the-ears teens in Shagaluf as they try and swap their own right hand for an actual vagina. The shots look weaker than a 90 year old lady in an arm wrestle too; back to the Tinder drawing board lads.
Twat #2
‘Oh, hello; how unfortunate that you caught me at this unexpected moment and how strange that I managed to find time to tense my abs.’
Twat #3
How prescient a tagline: ‘uh-oh’ indeed. Only 5 miles away, let’s just hope that horse is trotting away rather than towards you.
Twat #4
If this ‘International man of mystery’ is intentionally taking his glasses off like Horatio Caine in CSI: Miami then he’s a total legend, but I doubt it…
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Twat #5
He probably nicked it when no one was looking. And if he did pay for it, no one fucking cares.
Twat #6
You are not James Bond. Stop showing off.
Twat #7
Maybe we can use that padlock to lock him away in a cupboard?
Twat #8
Is he even old enough to drink that vodka? The fact that the sparkler makes him look like a 12 year old on Bonfire Night doesn’t help either.
Twat #9
Slicing through that wedding cake like he just sliced through his marriage’s future.
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