Look At My F*cking Red Trousers

This ace website is dedicated to chinless wonders wearing red trousers. What's not to like?
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This ace website is dedicated to chinless wonders wearing red trousers. What's not to like?

When it comes to fashion trends, most seem to have the lifespan of a housefly, but there is one which has infiltrated many a wardrobe recently, and looks like it’s here to stay. Yes, there is no denying that the red trouser has done a Gary Barlow and managed to go from completely ridiculous to mildly annoying.

It isn’t just twat-nuggets like Alan Partridge who will try out a red trouser either, recently men all over town are putting one jaunty foot forward and making waves in a sea of blue denim. But there are no complaints here about guys upping the ante in the fashion stakes.

As a sweeping generalisation, women will tend to come up trumps in trend risk taking. Sure, we might end up looking like tribal warriors or terrifying futuristic robots, but in the pursuit of fashion we really couldn’t give shit about furrowing men’s brows with our bizarre sartorial choices.

So I was delighted to discover that the male devotees of the red trouser trend have been celebrated through the witty blog lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.com, where photos of gents wearing their finest red offerings can be sent in and posted for the world wide web to gaze at in admiration (and point and laugh at a bit).

Yes, there is no denying that the red trouser has done a Gary Barlow and managed to go from completely ridiculous to actually kind of OK.

Sure, most of the candidates on the blog appear to be absolute toffee-flavoured berks who I’m sure spend the majority of the day glancing down at their comical leg candy and chortling to themselves “Oh goodness Geoffrey, you KOOK! Haw haw haw…” but generally they all seem to be having a pretty great time in their loud legwear. And it proves the point well that Santa isn’t the only man who can pull off wearing red.

It’s no surprise a whole site has been dedicated to paying homage this craze, these guys know they’re going to get attention when they’re rocking a red trouser:  it’s the colour of hell, fire and fury - it means DANGER. How’s a porridge puke shaded chino ever going to compete with that?!

So guys, you can try to resist, but as they say on Look At My Fucking Red Trousers, “there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact – if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL.”

It's time to release your wild side guys. You’ve been told.

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