The Ox seems to have come down with a case of Gareth Bale Syndrome. Namely he has started to think he is the illegitimate child of Diego Maradona and wants to take on the whole team by himself...
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I love the Arsenal legend, but there are better ways to dealing with the winter blues and a few million quid combined with Wenger’s already impressive scouting network should do the trick.
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The current system at the Emirates Stadium is approaching the end of its cycle. It's time to change if we want to compete again.
Arsenal are honing in on Burnley’s goalscoring machine Charlie Austin to bolster their frontline. Here’s a look at Austin doing the business in the Championship.
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Somebody needs to check Andre Santos' passport. Brazilian my a**e....
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Theo Walcott used to be the weakest link in a fearsome front line. Now the depressing reality for Gooners is that he's our best attacker...
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Money talks in football, which is why the job Arsene Wenger has done since joining the Gunners is incredible - but it's time to embrace capitalism and go for the jugular...
Arsenal vs. Reading in the Capital One Cup was amazing game that was sure to take a few years off Arsenal fans lifespans with all those mini heart-attacks, and the Ox's Twitter feed just added to the fun.
Bendtner as Frankenstein? Pogba as Darth Maul? Pirlo as the Joker? It can only be Halloween and the Serie A champions are more than happy to dress up for the occasion...
Very much in the spirit of things, Arsenal put on a Jekyll and Hyde performance away at the Royals, but finally sec...
Serge Gnabry has been receiving the kind of praise from Arsene Wenger usually reserved for such talents as Cesc Fab...
Arsenal's made much harder work of QPR than they should have, but the game still provided us with a number of lesso...
Stan told porkies and Hill-Wood showed himself to be out of touch, while the emphasis on qualification over cups pr...
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