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FRESH Brazil

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Bernard: Everything Spurs Need To Know About The Brazilian Mini Me

Spurs are desperate to tempt Brazil's 5ft 4in 20-year-old attacking midfielder to join them. Here's what fans can expect.

1 Comment Mauricio Savarese

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São Paulo: Where Vegetarians Fear To Tread

I had loads of preconceptions about São Paulo before I went, and thankfully I was wrong. It's ace, especially if you like fried and meaty treats...

1 Comment The Perfect Trough

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England v Brazil: Phil Jones Is More Duncan Goodhew & Other Observations

The Man Utd signing was left chasing shadows, ITV need to up their game, but Brazil don't look like world beaters either.

2 Layth Yousif

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Tottenham Hotspur '81 And The 10 Greatest Football Kits Of All Time

The new England kit was revealed yesterday, borrowing heavily from the Germany '66 World Cup strip. The real golden decade of football kits however was the '80s. Here are 10 reasons why.

44 James Evans

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Mary Byker’s Top 5 Favourite Things To See And Do In Rio

After a decade and a half of life in Rio let me steer you away from the maddening crowds and towards the hidden gems...

5 Mary Byker

RECENT Brazil

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Copa Libertadores Round-Up: Brazilian Domination & Surprise Exits

A quick round-up of who made it into the last sixteen of the football world's most unpredictable cup competition.

Mauricio Savarese

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10 Myths About Brazilian Football

The current Brazil side is rubbish, although we only really care when it comes to the World Cup. Here are the top 10 British myths about Brazilia...

Mauricio Savarese

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12 Untamed Islands To Get Lost On

With the rampant increase in cheap flights and package deals, even once hidden islands are now full of tourists on journeys of personal discovery...

3 GFExplorer

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Inside Brazil's Upmarket Brothel Hotel Clubs

Brothels in Brazil are now competing with nightclubs and hotel bars for the attention of rich, young society types.

35 Alex Bellos

Brazil vs Russia: Neymar Shows As Much Spark As A Urine Drenched Firework

Toothless, lacking cohesion and failing to break down a resolute Russia defence until the last minute. With the World Cup edging closer, it's crucial that Scolari finds his best XI as soon as possible.

1 Comment Ben McAleer

Neymar: A Brazilian On Why Manchester City Have No Chance Of Signing Him

That they want him isn't in doubt, but can money make him swerve Spain and come to a country, and league, he's ill-...

3 Comments Mauricio Savarese

The 11 Greatest Fly Fishing Destinations in the World

It's one of the oldest forms of relaxation and, if you're lucky, might land you with a cheeky fish supper. Here's s...

7 Comments GFExplorer

The Six Greatest Sides Never To Win the World Cup

Eusebio in '66, Cruyff in '74, Socrates in '82. They may not have won the Jules Rimet but they stole our hearts

19 Comments Rob Furber

Copa Libertadores: A Guide To The World’s Roughest Football Tournament

The Champions League may have more glitz and glamour, but the Copa Libertadores is a battle like no other. Here's a...

Mauricio Savarese

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Chelsea: Why Neymar Has To Stay In Brazil (But Should've Left Three Years Ago)

Had he departed after the 2010 World Cup we could well be talking about him alongside Ronaldo and Messi, but if he leaves now he has more to lose...

2 Mauricio Savarese

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Joey Barton: 10 Reasons The Amazon Jungle League Is Better Than Ligue 1

After saying Neymar was average only to be told the Brazil striker hadn't heard of him, Barton went off on one about the quality of the Brazilian...

8 Mauricio Savarese

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Everton's Playmaker Left-Back Leighton Baines Is England's Future

Ashley Cole is set to pick up his 100th cap against Brazil but England's lack of creativity demands a different kind of player - cue Everton's le...

Brett Curtis

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Cold? Here's A Guide To The World's Best Hidden Beaches

It's brass out there, so naturally here's a guide to the world’s most beautiful paradise beaches. Get dreaming...

2 GFExplorer

Fat Ronaldo's Moving To The UK: Here's A Brazilian's Guide To London

Earlier this week the "originial" Ronaldo, O Fenomeno announced that he's moving to London to study advertising. As a fellow Brazilian, here's my advice to the footballing legend to navigate the strange streets of London.

3 Comments Mauricio Savarese

West Ham's Latest Signing Wellington Paulista: A Brazilian Fan On Why He'll Flop

English football fans dream of their club signing a Brazilian, but a "paulista" after his name is a tell tale sign ...

22 Comments Mauricio Savarese

If Chelsea Sign Taison It Shows A Lack Of Faith In Moses

When the winger was emerging in Brazil, a commentator made the mistake of saying he was as good as Lionel Messi. He...

4 Comments Mauricio Savarese

Remembering Ladislao Mazurkiewicz - Pele's Uruguayan Dummy

The keeper passed away yesterday, and despite being voted the best of the 1970 World Cup, he's best remembered for ...

2 Comments Mauricio Savarese

My First Pair Of Football Boots #2: Nike R9s

Back in 1998, my mum bought me one the best presents I've ever received. My shiny new size 5 Nike R9s made me feel ...

Nathan Ouriach

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The Brazil Grand Prix: Vettel vs Alonso Is Formula One's Super Sunday

Formula One has arrived in Brazil for the 2012 Drivers’ Championship decider, and it’s really bloody exciting...

Pete Wadsworth

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Fat Ronaldo Uses Gangnam Style To Get Fit

Ronaldo's back in the gym and is dancing to Gangnam style...

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Watch Neymar Smash His Penalty Into Outer Space

With the match evenly poised, the youngster had the chance to win the game for Brazil, only to blaze his spot-kick hilariously off target.

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Chelsea Target Neymar Pulls Off A Ridiculous Rainbow Flick On His 200th Appearance For Santos

He's got a ridiculous barnet, is fond of a night out and has been linked to every club in the galaxy. To be fair to the lad he's got the skills t...

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Andre Moritz: Crystal Palace's New Brazilian Secret Weapon

He's only been in town for 4 weeks but in 'Get Moritz out for the lads', the Palace fans already have a song ready ...

1 Comment Jesse Boyce

R.I.P Felix: The Brazilian Keeper Who Made Carlos Alberto A Better Player

He might not be considered Brazil's greatest keeper, but the man who died late last week was respected by his teamm...

Mauricio Savarese

Sabotaged Brazilian Election Posters

When political campaigners pollute Brazil's streets with endless posters, Brazilian citizens fight back by defacing...

Mauricio Savarese

Chelsea Target Oscar And Eight Other Olympic Stars Set To Shine

As he nears a Chelsea switch, we profile Oscar and more of the the hottest talent looking to promote their football...

1 Comment Ben McAleer

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Jonathan Wilson On World Football And Writing: Brazil, EURO 2012 And The Blizzard

In the second part of our interview, popular football writer and author discusses Brazilian football, Poland and Ukraine's co-hosting of EURO 2012, The Blizzard magazine and more...

Sam Drew

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Everything Manchester United Fans Need To Know About New Target Lucas Moura

He's been dubbed the new Rivelino in his home country, and it now seems Fergie has spotted the potential. Get all the info on the next Brazilian superstar...

2 Mauricio Savarese

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Arsenal Could Sign Ganso, But The Goose Would Get Cooked In The Premier League

The Brazilian midfielder has been heavily linked with a move away from Santos, but a move to England could come too soon for the man they call the goose...

2 Gordon Fleetwood

Ex-Arsenal Skipper Fabregas And The Brazil 1970 & Spain 2012 Mash-Up Xl

What happens when you combine Brazil from the 1970's and Spain's Euro 2012 conquering squad?

2 Comments Ben McAleer

Ever Wanted To Meet Pele? Now Is Your Chance

The King is going to be signing autographs at Soccer Scene on Carnaby Street tomorrow, Saturday August 11. Get on d...

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Everything Tottenham Fans Need To Know About £20m Man Oscar

AVB's team have been heavily linked with the Brazilian playmaker recently. Here is the lowdown on the 20 year old....

3 Comments Connor Deane

Spain The Greatest Ever? Brazil 1970 Would Have Their Guts For Garters

Spain are a very good team, great even, but come on, the greatest of all time? The Brazilian team of 1970 were cour...

7 Comments Steve Zacharanda