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FRESH Celebrities

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An Underground Guide To Celeb Spotting In London

Visiting the capital and want to see some famous faces as well as famous places? Avoid the big West End bars and try these out instead…

2 Comments Daisy Buchanan

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Celebrities Photoshopped To Look 'Normal'

The wonders of Photoshop - here's what some of the world's biggest celebrities would look like as everyday people...

5 Comments Sabotage

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12 Gingers Who Prove That They’ve Finally Taken Over The World

The world is awash with redheaded wonder. Rejoice...

8 Joshua Burt

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Cohen, Joplin & The Legend of the Chelsea Hotel

With the new cover from Lana Del Ray sweeping the internet; the magic, the folklore and the locker-room whispers surrounding Leonard Cohen's original "Chelsea Hotel #2" should not be forgotten.

3 Jeff Campagna

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Monica Cruz & 15 Lesser Known Celebrity Siblings

Penelope Cruz's sister Monica is the face of Agent Provocateur and she seems to have the minerals for the job. But for every Spanish temptress there is a Neil Connery...

6 Joshua Burt

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Harry Houdini: The Man That Could Not Be Held

A look at the life and legacy of The Great Houdini who would have been 139-years-old this year had he managed to magic himself out of death that ...

7 Jordan Waller

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TV Interior Designers I Have Loved

Once upon a time, crushed velvet fops like Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and perma-dungareed idiots like Tommy Walsh ruled the world. Life was better t...

5 Lucy Sweet

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Public NMEs: People Who Bash Pop Stars Do My Head In

As NME names One Direction the 'Worst Band' at its annual award ceremony, it's clear that the trend for criticising pop music has gone far enough...

11 Gareth Dimelow

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I Couldn't Give A Toss About The Size Debate: Skinny, Curvy, Who Gives A Sh*t

I’m thoroughly worn out by the obsession with ‘skinny versus curvy', and I'm even more tired with the irresponsible, inconsistent and, quite ...

47 Jo Fuertes-Knight

Infamous Celebrity Sideboobs

Katy Perry's boob window at the Grammy's was so good Ellen got snapped STARING into it. Sideboob is cleavage for the 21st century. Join me on my debaucherous list of the best ever.

1 Comment Eno Enefiok

Stalking Ryan Gosling In Thailand

How I discovered the existence of Ryan Gosling, rapidly fell in love with him and shortly afterwards bumped into hi...

28 Comments JoJo Smith

An Open Letter To Taylor Swift: Why Do You Hate Women So Much?

What have females of the world done to Taylor Swift to make her hate them so much?

8 Comments Rachael Krishna

Why Beyonce's Inauguration Lip-Sync Has Tarnished Her Legacy

There’s no denying that this lip-syncing saga is a saddening blip on an otherwise squeaky clean record. Bey, why ...

3 Comments Charlotte Lytton

Speidi: Villains Or The Saviours Of Reality TV?

What's really lurking beneath the perma-tanned façade of reality TV's most famous portmanteau? Are they pure evil ...

1 Comment Gareth Dimelow

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Britney Spears: Pop Music's Saviour

A lot of people hate on pop music, but where would we be without the genius talent of Britney Spears?

4 Richard Wood

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My Favourite Celebrity Nip-Slips

My favourite celebrities are those who do not leave much to the imagination.... not even their nipples. NSFW

5 Eno Enefiok

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Keith Allen's Pre-Mayan Christmas Message

We couldn't get the Queen so here's Keith Allen's pre Mayan Christmas Message instead...

12 Keith Allen

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Eminem's Love-Sick Daughter And Other Embarrassing Celebrity Spawn

Hailie Jade Scott Mathers has been slating Taylor Swift for 'stealing' her future husband, Harry Styles of One Direction. It's not all fun being ...

3 Gareth Dimelow

I'm A Celebrity: Hugo Just Go-Go

The camp is bitching about Hugo's arrogance. Eric is not a fan, largely because he thinks Hugo was “born with a golden spoon up his arse” and has never heard of piles. Odd, because you’d assume that those two things would go hand-in-hand...

Gareth Dimelow

Camel Toe, Asparagus And Cheese Boards: I'm A Celebrity Is Back

This year's I'm A Celebrity is off to a whimpering start. Here's why this year's bunch of Z-listers is one the sorr...

3 Comments Gareth Dimelow

Top 5 Radical Body Transformations

In celebration of Ricky Hatton’s renewed chiselled physique, we present to you some of the world’s greatest cel...

Fabio Zucchelli

7 Celebrity Nude Photo Hacks

From Rihanna to Christina Hendricks, these stars have all had the world see their (not so) wobbly bits after leavin...

6 Comments Rebecca Lomax

Strictly Come Dancing 2012 #1: Longing Looks, Bulging Schlongs And Sweaty Gussets

The dance fest of z-listers, sexual innuendoes and judges arguments is back. Here's what we thought to the first ep...

2 Comments Daisy Buchanan

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Amazing Pictures Of Unlikely Famous Friends

Photos of the worlds biggest and brightest just hanging out. Nancy Reagan sitting on Mr. T's lap like it's Christmas? You better believe it....

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A Tribute To Bubba 'Hightower' Smith

The gigantic Smith was more than just an actor, he was a brutal NFL player with a superbowl ring for good measure...

10 Richard Lewis

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Brian Eno's First Twitter Timeline

The former Roxy Music man has signed up to the social networking site and is happy to be called Brian. He doesn't like followers though, and is a...

2 Dale Shaw

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Lost In Reality: TOWIE Babies & The Jodie And Kerry Show

Daisy Buchanan hangs out with* (Twitter stalks) her celebrity pals** (people who were once on Big Brother or something.)

0 Daisy Buchanan

Penelope Scotland Disick And My Obsession With People's Daft Names

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick announced the name of their second child late last night and Twitter went ment...

86 Comments Nick Moore

23 Celebrities Dressed As Russian Generals

I know what you're thinking: "God, I wish I knew what Simon Pegg looked like if he was a Russian Czar" - well, you'...

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Jimmy Carr For Prime Minister!

So Jimmy Carr, 10 O'Clock Live's voice of the people, is a tax avoider. But don't be too harsh on him, this is the ...

4 Comments Andy Dawson

Celebrity Workout DVDs We'd All Like To see

Still yet to bring your xmas food baby to term? Just got a few unsightly inches you'd like rid of? Well, in an idea...

2 Comments Lucy Sweet

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Holopalooza: 5 Dead Celebrities To Give The Tupac Treatment

Tupac's back in hologram form, surely opening the door for more beyond-the-grave comebacks? How about Jeremey Beadle and Steve Jobs?

3 Russell Minshull

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The Story Of Film: The Best Movie Documentary Ever Made

Tucked away on More4 last year was an amazing TV series on the origins of the movies. Now it’s on DVD.

Dave Lee

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My Celebrity Deal Or No Deal Debut: Opening The Red Box

I almost thought someone was having me on, but I really did get called to Deal Or No Deal duty by Jimmy Carr. Here's a run down of my day as a red box master...

7 JoJo Smith

Seal As An Actual Seal

Following his separation from Heidi Klum, Seal returns to his natural habitat to seek out a new mate...

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Proposing To Your Man: Gaga Did, Should You?

Men are trembling in their bachelor boots as the leap year grants hoards of women the chance to propose to their fe...

Suzie Smith

The Smugness And Pomposity Of Masterchef

MasterChef is hugely popular television but is it all just narcissistic dross? I take aim at Wallace and Torode.

10 Comments Steve Furst

How Much For a Celebrity Retweet?

I can be witty, I can be profound, I can do all sorts in 140 characters or less. But unless I bung Sporty Spice a m...

5 Comments Trevor Ward

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