The media loves a Dad who can change a nappy, but that's child's play compared to what comes later...
When I was growing up, half the fun of using your toys was the fact that you could easily lose an eye or a finger, if you tried hard enough.
Peppa Pig may have just won a Bafta but we'd rather turn her into a bacon sarnie.
It's all about cranking up the booze and binning the organic snacks, with these five simple rules for throwing a hassle free kids party.
I am a firm believer that your children’s musical tastes should not be left to chance. When it comes to moulding the pop kids of today into the up-standing rock n roll citizens of tomorrow, the responsible parent’s watchwords should be education, education, education.
We all know kids’ TV is pretty shit nowadays. But it’s not the saccharine-sweet plots and ‘morals’ that they’re trying to instil: it’...
Take your kids to the park, the match, museums, whatever. Just keep them out of the pub...
I was adamant, adamant that I wouldn't be on of THOSE parents. How wrong I was...
Smashing nostalgia with a miniature car flying off the table. Drive like grandma and you're a winner. Live for the moment and push the pedal to t...
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is a great example of a new trend that takes children's stories and adapts them to the big screen. Here's a couple of fairy tales that deserve some Hollywood shine...
So horse meat has been found in Ikea meatballs. Sod that though, it's still better than a theme park or the seaside...
If your children are anything like mine, they’re happiest when they’re curled up listening to your repertoire o...
For some it's a nightmarish Lord of the Flies dystopia, for others a hippy dream where kids run free - that's why S...
CBeebies has a wealth of entertainment for the bleary-eyed parent; foremost among its output is the bizarre and nea...
How to distract and amuse your children on those long car journeys, or guarantee yourself some peace and quiet for a few hours...
If there is one thing we can all take away from this, it's that math and meth are two very different things.
This kid is either the next JK Rowling or the next danger to America...
As a parent with a two-year old who thinks she's a mix of Mike Tyson and Buce Lee, I've got a vested interest in this programme. But will it help...
I probably won't be a Dad before I'm 30 and there is a distinct possibility I might have to be hosed down by my God Daughter...
The passing of my dad - and the carrying of his surprisingly heavy ashes in a carrier bag - got me thinking about l...
He may only be eight but 'The Wolf' is the UK's answer to Tiger Woods. Well, that's what his dad reckons anyway. We...
You can stuff the Olympics as a family sport. It’s an elitist inaccessible pipe dream that’s impossible to take...
Me and my daughter have a new call-and-response song for going upstairs to bed. “Up the stairs Mister!” says I ...
In life we often take things such as "it is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker" as ...
He might have had the world purring with Yeezus, but increasingly average gigs a...
25 years ago, NME had the bright idea of knocking out tapes via mail order and i...
The best Tumblr of the week...
"OMG David.....I think I'm in The Matrix"
Two international trade agreements are currently being negotiated which, if rati...
In the first of what will probably be a pretty irregular feature, we have a look...
It's 36 years since Georgi Markov died from poisoning in London, and his assassi...
Italians aren't always known for their street style, but the Paninaro boys of '8...
You wouldn't get that at Stoke on a wet Tuesday night...
The Wu-Tang don tells us why he might just quit rap to go feed "poor people and ...
Bizarre cults have practised strange rituals and dangerous teachings since time ...
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from the arrogance of a fallen spor...
The population is being poisoned for profit, and the government seem powerless t...
At the BET awards, Nicki Minaj sent the world abuzz, when she threw the shade of...
Ah Religion, that old war-starting, fear-mongering, life-giving chestnut. Whethe...
Before the internet men had to run the gauntlet of sneaking a jazz mag upstairs ...