Was The Ox a success or failure? Does Hodgson have a Plan B and will Glen Johnson learn to play right-back by the next game. All will be discussed on Handbags today at 1pm.
Forget Alan Hansen sleepwalking through MOTD, check out Sabotage Times' fan analysis show Handbags+ for a proper discussion of the Euros.
Ukrainian protest group FEMEN have reverted to tried and tested methods in trying to garner publicity i.e. getting their kit off, but does it undermine their entire aim?
The teams have been announced and the line-ups are being finalised, now it's time to separate which pundits will deliver the killer commentary and who will kill us with their commentary.
England do not have the quality to outplay the best teams at Euro 2012. Here's why Roy Hodgson would do well to take inspiration from Chelsea and Greece's defensive triumphs.
Bored of Match of the Day? It's time for proper football analysis from the fans as we discuss Chelsea winning the Champions League (and what that...
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As you may have heard, Fabio Capello has walked out on the England team, but who will replace him? Do England need a Mr. Reliable, or a Special O...
In the wake of John Terry being stripped of the England captaincy for a second time, we answer the question of who should replace him with a simp...
His style of football is sneered at by the game's elite, but is it time for Sam Allardyce to stop being so apologetic about it and mount a campai...
Everton fans were delighted to see Fabio Capello award Jack Rodwell his first England cap, but with Chelsea and Manchester United both interested...
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Under investigation for racially abusing Anton Ferdinand, John Terry was short of sympathisers until the FA emerged to lend a helping hand to the England captain.
Englishness has nothing to do with life in Liverpool and has more to do with the lives of the people who are happy for the city to suffer and then probably laugh as the media portrays us as thieves and scumbags.
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We were all gobsmacked that they won the bid but now they're hosting the 2022 World Cup, it's time to gawp what a f...
I love the Queen and this country but God help me, I can't stand our national anthem.
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