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FRESH England

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Why The Jobcentre Is The Worst Place To Go For A Job

The people are the primary resource of a country, and many of Britain’s are being squandered in dead end jobs in order to make ends meet.

13 Comments Will Worley

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Confessions of A Mongrel

I've got a Fillipina Mum, a white Dad, freckles, Asian eyes was born in Barnet and identify myself as British. But why, in 2011, do people still feel the need to put me into neat little ethnic boxes?

18 Comments Jo Fuertes-Knight

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The Definitive Guide to The World’s Most Violent Gangs

Men everywhere club together through mutual interests such as sports, arts, cars and adventure, but the guys you are about to meet have far darker motives behind their bonds of brotherhood...

25 Chris Sullivan

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Happy St. George's Day: If It Wasn't For The Welsh We'd All Be French

Think twice before insulting the Taffs because if it wasn't for a little know portly young Welsh lass all us English would be eating frogs legs.

12 Jon Wilde

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Kent Blames The French For Potholes

That's torn it...

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Phantom Fields And Ghost Squadrons: The Lost Airfields Of England

I've always been obsessed with aviation, and during journeys to Yorkshire to visit my dying Father I decided to document the lost airfields, der�...

3 Neil R. Thomson

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Bass Fishing And Other Addictions In Hastings

England's very own Macondo,complete with junkies and rail replacement service.

13 Suburban Bushwacker

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England: Hollywood Gerrard & Useless Cleverley Show Wilshere Is Roy's Only Hope

The skipper had one of his poorer games for his country but Cleverley was hideous. Come back Jack, your country really needs you...

1 Tom Pyman

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Michael Owen: The Baby-Faced Assassin Who Made Me Love Football

Michael Owen might be going, but I for one will never forget him. His goals were iconic from Munich to Madrid.

1 Alistair Corless

An Englishman In Scotland

The English and the Scots have always had a bit of a turbulent relationship but Sabotage Times discovers that what was once refered to as "friendly banter" has now boiled over into full blown racism.

131 Comments Trevor Ward

Arsenal's Oxlade-Chamberlain Was England's Man Of The Match In San Marino Demolition

It may not have been the toughest of tests for England but they played very well on Friday night. The star of the s...

2 Comments Tom Pyman

Girls Aloud: Farewell To The Best Girl Group Of The 21st Century

So just as they were back it's over, but Girls Aloud leave a musical legacy to be proud of and we should remember t...

14 Comments Daisy Buchanan

Why Manchester United Legend Nobby Stiles Was England's True Hero Of 1966

Moore, Charlton and Hurst are all feted as heroes and rightly so, but Nobby was the man who made the team tick...

3 Comments Thomas Riley

How England Fell Out Of Love With Football

MOTD2's chummy presenting, £62 for a ticket to the Emirates, Tim Lovejoy's entire career. It is time for English b...

3 Comments Mof Gimmers

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Six Nations: Six Of The Best England v Ireland Clashes

After an explosive opening weekend, the winner of this Sunday's Ireland v England clash could very well win this year's championship. If this yea...

Colm Tully

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With Gerrard As His Minder, Arsenal's Wilshere Proves He's World Class

Roy Hodgson deserves credit for reinventing Gerrard as a holding midfielder, but the win against Brazil was definitely the Jack Wilshere show...

2 Rob Brown

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Ashley Cole At 100: The Chelsea Man Deserves Our Praise Rather Than Contempt

The best left back in the world for some time, as Chelsea's Ashley Cole picks up his 100th cap tonight, we should be celebrating his career rathe...

11 Emma Bung

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Futsal Is The Key To England Football Team Ending All The Years Of Hurt

With an emphasis on dribbling in tight spaces and tiki-taka style passing, here's why getting the youngsters to play futsal could be the key to E...

1 Adam Deacon

Adam Le Fondre: Why The Reading Man Deserves An England Call Up

With goals against Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea already this season, the suggestion Adam Le Fondre can do the business for England against Poland, Moldova and Montenegro isn't such a silly one.

Tom Greaney

Everton's Playmaker Left-Back Leighton Baines Is England's Future

Ashley Cole is set to pick up his 100th cap against Brazil but England's lack of creativity demands a different kin...

Brett Curtis

It’s Time Those Living High On The Hog Picked Up The Tab

With our everyday budgets stretched further than ever, it is about time that those who represent us feel the pinch ...

Rob Atkinson

Six Nations Preview: This Is France's Year But Don't Rule Out England

You wouldn't believe it, but tries win games. Ireland and Wales have a great opportunity to win the Six Nations, bu...

1 Comment Brodie Smithers

10 Reasons To Admire, Respect and Love Chelsea's Ashley Cole

Paris Saint-Germain are lining up a swoop for the Chelsea left-back, so here are 10 reasons why they should welcom...

27 Comments Robert Hicks

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Glorious Bastard: 'Mad' Jack Churchill

Ask most people about soldiers, surf and poisoned arrows and they will immediately think of Apocalypse Now. But long before the Vietnam War lived...

3 John Andrews

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Confessions Of A Minimum Wage Worker

Twenty years after leaving university I find myself doing soul-sappingly dull work in a warehouse clinging to one bit of wisdom: “Don’t think...

30 The Trackie-Bottomed Somnambulist

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Alan Partridge Commentates On Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Golazo Against England

Nothing can eclipse Zlatan's wonder strike from Wednesday night...apart from Alan Partridge screaming 'GOOOOOOOOOOAL' over the top.

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He Talks The Talk, He Walks The Walk - Ibrahimovic Makes Football Brilliant

For years I defended Zlatan Ibrahimovic as world class, footballing genius only to be shouted down with various arguments of differing stupidity....

2 Alex Woo

Frank Lampard: "I’d Like To Go And Play In America When I’m 36 Or 35"

This is what Frank Lampard told me in an interview two years ago. He will be 35 at the end of this season. Will he ...

28 Comments James Brown

"England Are Our Arch Rivals" - A Swedish Football Expert On Why Tonight's Game Matters

International friendlies are only good for ruining your fantasy team and sidelining your club's best stars. But ton...

1 Comment Daniel Eriksson

In Defense Of James McClean's Poppy Snub

The neo-patriot poppy brigarde's criticism of James McClean's refusal to wear the symbol is at best misguided and a...

30 Comments Roger Domeneghetti

England Will Never Be Successful With Rooney Up Front

Wayne Rooney must be pushed back into England's midfield if he is to yield more influence on the Three Lions....

Vasco Mota Pereira

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UEFA: Ban Serbia And Prove You Care About Racism

Racism in the game reared it's ugly head once again during England's win over Serbia on Tuesday night. It's time for UEFA to act appropriately and punish those responsible for the sickening scenes in Krusevac.

3 Ben McAleer

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Manchester United Target Tom Ince Can Be England's Next No.10

Bored by England? Perhaps you should be watching the u21 side instead. Playing in the now vital no.10 role, Tom Ince is making England's future exciting again...

Matthew Morlidge

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Forget About England, Go To A League One Game Instead

Roy's boys take on minnows San Marino in what will likely be a dull affair, so why not change things up and attend one of the many exciting League One matches this weekend...

Jack Goddard

A Liverpool Fan On Why Scousers Hate The England Football Team

Why should I feel a connection to a country that when it comes to football is arrogant, detestable and has no relev...

14 Comments Alex Woo

Tottenham Fan: The International Break - The Worst Two Weeks Of My Life

It's that time of year again when players leave their respective clubs and join up with the national team. God, I c...

3 Comments Ben McAleer

The Ballroom Under The Lake

The Eccentric English comedian Vic Reeves, who was my landlord at the time, leant over to me and said: “It’s tr...

21 Comments James Brown

Fraser Forster: A Celtic Fan On Why The Geordie Giant Deserves His England Chance

In a few short years England new boy Fraser Forster has risen from being Newcastle's third choice keeper to a goali...

1 Comment John Clarke

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