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FRESH Funny

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Liverpool's Spice Boys & 10 Worst Football Fashion Faux Pas Of All Time

We've ran down the least fashionable footballing moments ever (and there have been plenty to choose from...)

Topman Generation

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GIRLS Season 38: The Best Internet Parody You'll See This Week

40 years on and Lena Dunham's self-obsessed wannabe-socialites are as useless as ever.

Lucy Uprichard

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The Pros And Cons Of The Toilet Freshen Up Man

Twat or hero? Owen Blackhurst and Harry Harris had a row, so we asked them to write about it...

14 Sabotage

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Manchester United's Paul Scholes And Hilarious Pics Of Players When They Were Young

They're superstars now but let's not forget how some of the world's most talented sportsmen used to look...

Topman Generation

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Internet Memes: A History

Love them or hate them, internet memes are probably here to stay. This is their story.

5 Chris Green

RECENT Funny

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The Best Photo Of Wayne Rooney As Liberace's Lover You'll See

Wayne Rooney's latest hair transplant is unexpectedly trendy.

1 Sabotage

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And The Award For The Daftest Arsenal Player Ever Goes To...

One of the most talented footballers of his generation is also one of the stupidest of any generation.

2 Sabotage

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Hey Kanye, Just A Reminder

Apparently he's been playing around behind her back, Porn Hub responds.

Sabotage

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Arsenal: Why Is Everyone Laughing At Wenger?

Essential viewing for all fans of teams who win stuff.

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Social Networking

Hot And Busted: The Internet's Best-Looking Mugshots

It takes a lot of self-confidence to style out a mugshot like it's a modelling headshot, but these boys are pulling it off.

4 Comments Lucy Uprichard

The Greatest People I Met Working In A Call Centre

Despite the general perception, call centres aren't all bad. Sometimes the people you meet make being hung up on a ...

4 Comments David Hillier

The Trials Of Living With a Creative

They never ask how your day's been, they think all their work is shit, and they forget to pay the bills, but living...

7 Comments George Scerri

Then Jericho's Mark Shaw Falling All Over The Place

Rockstars are no exception to the old birthday humiliations, so here's a hilarious clip of Mark Shaw of 80's rock b...

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Tulisa's Personalised Coke Bottle

Available at all good 'sweet' shops

1 Comment Sabotage

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Billy Bragg's "Handyman Blues" Video Features Every Decent British Comic Ever

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Game Of Thrones: Lazy Soft Porn That Airbrushes History's Horrors

Famine, Lice, The Clap and gangs of marauding, murdering bastards. Doesn't sound like much fun does it? Historic TV dramas are just fantasies fo...

25 Basil Papademos

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20 Sex Tips For Men

For a start, if you call me a bitch in the street I'll punch you in the neck. In the bedroom however, that's a different matter...

95 Caroline

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5 Stupid Questions I've Been Asked At Job Interviews

Job interviews can often be a tense, nervous and sometimes awkward affairs. And questions like these certainly don't help...

22 David Langan

64 Excuses Perfect For Any Situation

You’ve badly ballsed up and now have to pay the proverbial piper. What do you do? What do you say? Every credible excuse has been exhausted, so here’s a selection of excellent new alibis...

4 Comments Dale Shaw

Man Gets Arrested Halfway Through Hair Cut

Unfortunate mug shot of the day

2 Comments Sabotage

20 Things That Get Old When You Are A Northerner Living In The South

Oh, you're making a joke about gravy miners are you? How very fucking droll...

16 Comments Rhiannon Edwards

TV's Most Punchable Faces

Some TV characters are blessed with charm and good looks, some roll off lines of comedy so effortlessly, but with s...

12 Comments Luke Cope

Homemade Sex Toys: Ways To Do It To Yourself

Why spend your money on expensive sex toys when you can have a great time using stuff lying around the house? Blue ...

9 Comments Julie Vick

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7 Real Daft Punks

Forget musical robots, these blokes were daft punks by nature.

1 Sabotage

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Jesse Eisenberg Has The Most Awkward Interview Ever

The Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg manages to COMPLETELY misjudge flirting and only succeeds in having the world's most awkward interview.

2 Sam Diss

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How Sex And The City Made Me An Existentially Vacuous C*nt

Jenni Davies tried out every Sex and the City character from Carrie, to Samantha, Charlotte and finally Miranda but did it make her happy? With a...

47 Jenni Davies

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Bell-End Bingo: Twitter's Full House Of Tools

Eyes down folks- let's play 'Bell-End Bingo'! Check out some of the biggest bell-ends around taken from the brilliant twitter account @BellEndBin...

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Liverpool & Chelsea Fans: Check Out Rafa As A Slim Spanish Waiter

You're just a faaaatttt. Oh, hang on...

1 Comment Sabotage

The Wealdstone Raider

Best video you'll see today...

1 Comment Sabotage

Man Utd: Paul Scholes Has The Eye Of The Tiger

Commentator breaks into song after Paul Scholes scores against Liverpool.

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The Awkward Moment When There's A Behind Behind You

Little brothers eh? What are they like...

Tom Ward

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Courier Really Doesn't Like Taxis

When you've really got an axe to grind and nothing less than tattooing it across your legs will do...

1 Sabotage

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KFC Witness Protection Program

Watch out, The Colonel's about...

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RIP More! Magazine

Two of my earliest loves died this week – Richie Havens and More! Magazine.

3 Joshua Burt

A Bigots Guide To Judging People

For the bigot looking to expand their vocabulary from the word wanker...

1 Comment Sabotage

When Kids Text Their Parents Pretending To Be Drug Dealers

The premise is simple, the outcomes are hilarious.

1 Comment Sabotage

BBC Confuses Tree With Big Cat

Is it a tree, or a leopard? Well, if you look very closely at that dark patch you'll be able to make out...a few br...

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Food Porn & 37 Other Foodie Words That Make Me Choke

I love food it's ace, but why feel the need to make it shit with loads of wanky sayings? If you've ever said 'Pimms...

16 Comments Melissa Foodie

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