All good things must come to an end...
But can he do it on a cold Tuesday night... etc etc etc.
What's the betting he called someone's Mum a sket
Red or blue?
Might need to get looking for another midfielder, Louis.
Remember the World Cup winning defender who played for Man Utd for a while? You might want to look away now...
It ain't pretty.
It was just banter...
God loves a trier.
Were we all too quick to judge the bumbling Belgian?
IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
Like Shakira said, "Stats don't lie."
He's got a point, tbf.
Yes, he could.
Yes, actually. He probably could.
Or it won't. Either/or, really.
*quietly weeps under duvet*
Or should that be bargain Vlaar?
NOW THIS IS ANALYSIS.
They'll have everything crossed, like.
Oh mate, change the record.
This joke's gonna go viral...
Jorge's put his foot down. He's just bought a PS4 and cba with all the agg involved in securing CR7 a new contract.
Twenty-four hours in Red twitter.
Journalism, is it?
And he got a record fine for his troubles...
The greatest goal we've ever scored and it was Phil f***ing Bardsley...
Shots fired. Thirteen years late.
LEV YASHIN IS A RED.
Everyone loves a double ender...
A no-brainer, surely?
Facing Van Gaal's men will be a huge indicator of what this side has become...
And it's hard to argue with the logic.
Go on, Danny. Let him have it.
Does £250k a week sound alright to you? Sounds alright to us.
Schadenfreude on an international scale - what can possibly be better than that?
So. Many. Trainers.
It's not banter. You're cocks.
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from a young child's innocent misun...
There have been some absolute stinkers set in prison, but these are but essentia...
And you thought your career was bad.
As you know, Stevie Nicks' never once had cocaine applied by this method. But if...
Don't worry about how we got here, let's just get rid of it.
Oasis ruled the airwaves, Blackburn Rovers (remember them?) topped the Premier L...
This could be the best meeting of minds since Lennon met McCartney
God damn, if these ain't summa tha smoothest jams...
"The fucking Dutch are in the club"
As the animated version debuts on Blu-ray, we celebrate the men who ensured that...
Imagine Dave Cameron being this smooth? Nah, neither can we.
Can you tell what it is yet?
Turns out love can be fucking awful - who knew?
We're sure waterfalls aren't meant to do this.
Every twenty-something bloke once owned a copy of Nick Hancock's Football Nightm...
I was travelling America when the symptoms started - an insatiable thirst, a cra...