The cast of Downton have been told not to touch each other on camera - can we extend the ban?
Let's face it, there can't really be any other reason for it...
Are you a man? Do you feel pissed off? Blue? Unsatisfied? We're here to help...
The film is Swingers, the setting is Hollywood and the writing is genius. Has there ever been a more accurate portrayal of male bonding?
In my quest to fix an old bike, I discovered a new love for the very things that make us men...
From friends having a wazz to the obligatory legs up limo shot, these images are exclusive to the female of the species...
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It's a guybrator you only need to stick your old chap in, switch it on and let it do the rest... What more could you want?
Harmless joke making? Or justification for hateful speech? It’s time we had a serious talk about the phrase “It’s just banter.”
Domination great, bumming fine, but if you think finger-banging is the one you are hugely mistaken sunshine...
It's 2013. Girls, let's stop faking orgasms and start talking about what we need to get off...
It might be the 21st century, but negative male and female perceptions of tall women are still stuck in in the Dark...
I once thought that it would be alcohol that would result in my untimely death, but after much consideration, it is...
S and M has never been more popular; here are the tips you need to follow to get maximum enjoyment from it, just do...
Trapped in a sexless marriage I made the decision to go surfing for Cougars. Three months on I'm obsessed. Here's how it happened...
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It's all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far...
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Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms that don't knock the house down. What's not to like?
It must be tough being a dad, thankfully there's always that one day a year where we can raid the Tesco reduced ais...
So, you think you know what women like? You're wrong, you idiot...
You can stick your Clooney and swivel on Brad Pitt. My shaker would feature a collection of hairy and slightly weir...
Many still see meeting people online as the preserve of the lazy-eyed sex pest. Here's why if you are single it's ...
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Forget your fancy iStubble razors. Real men use dangerous hatchets...
So repellent to women that I put watches out of sync, I took a tantric life coaching class. But can two hours of heavy breathing and feathers tur...
It might be all hearts and roses on the outside world but Valentine's Day is considered the worst of the year amongst the girls. But there's alwa...
Single? Horny? Here's my guide to finding a like-minded soul in the capital...
The world's first State approved sex coach helps women rediscover their mojo in the bedroom, and has a list of high...
If you're still undecided at whether you should grow a mo for Movember, these lip ticklers will have you reaching f...
There are men and women out there that you want to avoid and this lady is certainly one of them. We give you the ra...
The booze was flowing, my jokes were getting funnier and everything was going swimmingly. Then it happened...
Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills tapped into the fantasies of every middle-aged man by going on a kicking-ass-and-taking-names session to find his daughter in Taken, and now he's back with Taken 2.
Banter? Piss off. Ladz? Wankerz, more like. You aren't cool for using these terms, you're just a cock, so please before it's too late, just stop...
Everyone's doing it these days, but it seems not everyone is doing it right. For (nearly) guaranteed success, foll...
According to my study based on both scientific and anecdotal evidence (ok, mainly anecdotal), three separate phases...
A real tale of woe if ever we've heard one. Who do you feel most sorry for here?
As ever, the genius is in the simplicity. People take pictures of blokes they fancy and bang them up on Tube Crush ...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
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If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
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Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
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John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
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"Living on is a prayer"
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Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
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It started with a growl...