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FRESH Men

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Why I Stopped Faking Orgasms

It's 2013. Girls, let's stop faking orgasms and start talking about what we need to get off...

9 Comments CandieBbee

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5 Ways To Approach Women Without Coming Across Like A Perv

Grabbing arses doesn't work, buying us a drink doesn't mean you've purchased us and shouting 'I WOULD' is not the best chat up line... follow this guide to attracting women without being a tool...

36 Comments Daisy Buchanan

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15 More Sex Tips For Men

Domination great, bumming fine, but if you think finger-banging is the one you are hugely mistaken sunshine...

16 Caroline

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Surfing For Cougars: The Truth About Dating Sites And Extra-Marital Sex

Trapped in a sexless marriage I made the decision to go surfing for Cougars. Three months on I'm obsessed. Here's how it happened...

36 John Martin

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Why I'm Going On The Man-Wagon

It's all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far...

8 Juliet Du Vivier

RECENT Men

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Why Internet Dating Is Brilliant

Many still see meeting people online as the preserve of the lazy-eyed sex pest. Here's why if you are single it's time to get yourself out there...

6 Jimi Granola

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How Do You Know If You’re Having A Midlife Crisis?

If you’re not up for infidelity, reawakening your inner rock god or buying expensive new toys can you still have a midlife crisis? And how woul...

8 Johnny Lake

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The Worst Examples Of The Modern Lad Dictionary

Banter? Piss off. Ladz? Wankerz, more like. You aren't cool for using these terms, you're just a cock, so please before it's too late, just stop....

48 Ben McAleer

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Real Men Shave With an Axe

Forget your fancy iStubble razors. Real men use dangerous hatchets...

2 Sabotage

Confessions Of A Dominatrix: The Five Point Plan For Happy Spanking

S and M has never been more popular; here are the tips you need to follow to get maximum enjoyment from it, just don't forget the danger word...

4 Comments Mistress Raeven

More Photographs Only Girls Take

Whether it's driving dangerously, dressing up their dogs or proving that yes, they do have feet, women love a gene...

8 Comments Tim Bradley

Porn For Women Is The Best the Sex Industry Ever Made

Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms th...

9 Comments Anna Puma

How Tantric Life Coaching Put The Spring Back Into My Step

So repellent to women that I put watches out of sync, I took a tantric life coaching class. But can two hours of he...

2 Comments Carl Anka

Confessions Of A Valentine's Day Stripper

It might be all hearts and roses on the outside world but Valentine's Day is considered the worst of the year among...

8 Comments Kandy Klein

MORE Men

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Valentine's Day: The Best Places To Get Your Leg Over In London

Single? Horny? Here's my guide to finding a like-minded soul in the capital...

Jimi Granola

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Photographs Only Girls Take

From friends having a wazz to the obligatory legs up limo shot, these images are exclusive to the female of the species...

47 Tim Bradley

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In Conversation With The Sex Jesus

The world's first State approved sex coach helps women rediscover their mojo in the bedroom, and has a list of high-profile testimonies that he a...

Daisy Buchanan

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What Men Think Women Want (And Why We Really Don’t Want It)

So, you think you know what women like? You're wrong, you idiot...

38 Daisy Buchanan

Being Tall And A Woman Does NOT Make Me A Tranny

It might be the 21st century, but negative male and female perceptions of tall women are still stuck in in the Dark Ages...

28 Comments Dawn Daniels

Five Killer Dishes for Real Men Who Die of Heart Attacks When Quite Young

I once thought that it would be alcohol that would result in my untimely death, but after much consideration, it is...

37 Comments Ian Hough

Movember: History's 11 Finest Moustaches

If you're still undecided at whether you should grow a mo for Movember, these lip ticklers will have you reaching f...

16 Comments Gareth Dimelow

It's #nationaltextyourexday - Here's How Not To Do It

There are men and women out there that you want to avoid and this lady is certainly one of them. We give you the ra...

11 Comments Sabotage

My Perfect Man Cocktail: Buscemi, Quagmire & Prof Robert Winston

You can stick your Clooney and swivel on Brad Pitt. My shaker would feature a collection of hairy and slightly weir...

2 Comments Sarah Helga Penney