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I'd Rather Spend 1 Hour With Fascist Di Canio Than 5 Mins With Creosote Shearer

In a footballing world of dull characters and tired clichés, Paolo Di Canio is a breath of fresh air. So what if he's a fascist?

8 Comments Vince Raison

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The Men Behind The Men: The Premier League's Greatest Goalkeeping Number Twos

The second choice goalkeeper has the capacity to go years without being noticed. Until his teammates are posing with a trophy, then its front and centre, shin pads hastily strapped in, kit sparkling. So here's my top five Premier League number two's. A tribute to them and their agents.

2 Comments Matthew Smith

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Coutinho Was Brilliant, Now Give Rodgers The Credit For His January Signings

Liverpool's other South American superstar stole the show in their 6-0 rout of the Magpies.

3 Ian Salmon

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Newcastle: 5 Things To Ensure Next Season Isn't A Disaster (If We Stay Up)

Hopefully this is a season to forget rather than remember for another relegation. If that's so, here's how to ensure it never happens again...

2 Jonathan Anderson

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Yohan Cabaye: Sell Him To PSG And We Riot

The creative hub of our team, if we're to stand any chance of attaining silverware then it's absolutely crucial that Newcastle hold onto Cabaye, regardless of interest from PSG.

4 Jonathan Anderson

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Newcastle United: No Desire, No Passion, No Fight, No Points

An abject performance against them lot down the road didn't aid our survival bid, but in all honest; the poor performance meant Newcastle deserve...

2 Jonathan Anderson

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Aurelien Chedjou: French Expert On Newcastle's Next Centre-Back

It seems that Newcastle are set to return to the Ligue 1 transfer market, with Aurelien Chedjou the latest on their radar. Here's the low down on...

Aurélien Parlouër

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Now Cisse's Scoring Again, Newcastle Can Beat Benfica & Slay Sunderland

Our chances are slim, but could a returning-to-form Papiss Cisse help fire Newcastle to a most unlikely of victories?

1 Jonathan Anderson

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Why Newcastle United Are The Architects Of Their Own Downfall

From European chasers to relegation candidates Newcastle’s rapid change in fortunes has come as no surprise to most and it is entirely their ow...

Pete Sharland

Kelvin Wilson: Celtic Fan On Why The BFG Isn't Ready For Newcastle

Despite some highly impressive turn in Europe and signs of increased consistency, the big fella would be better with anothe season at Celtic under his belt before returning south...

3 Comments John Clarke

Chelsea's Claudio Pizarro & The PL Xl That Didn't Cut The Mustard

They arrived with big reputations, silly haircuts and great stats only to shuffle off with egg on their faces...

Tom Shaw

Manchester City: Why Couldn't We Have Played Like This All Season?

It's the best we've played all season, but it's too little, too late now. If City had been as impressive on Saturda...

1 Comment Rob Pollard

Forget City Defeat, April Will Make Or Break Newcastle's Season

Three winnable games, including one against the Mackems, and it should be enough to stave off relegation. This is N...

1 Comment Jonathan Anderson

Arsenal Target Dusan Tadic & 4 Eredivisie Stars Your Team Should Sign

We know about Maher, Fer and Clasie, but Holland is a nation ripe with footballing talent at present. These five wi...

Michiel Jongsma

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Spurs Target Jordy Clasie And The New Breed Of Dutch Stars

The competitiveness of the Eredivisie has seen a number of Premier League sides take an interest in the latest batch of midfield talent on offer ...

1 Michiel Jongsma

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Spurs And Newcastle Fans, Check Out This Harrowing Tale Of Les Ferdinand's Theme Park

Spurs and Newcastle fans know him best as "Sir Les", but as this Wikipedia entry reveals, do you know much about Les Ferdinand's short lived them...

3 Sabotage

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Callum McManaman: Pro Footballer On Why The Tackle Doesn’t Justify The Vilification

Yes it was a bad tackle and yes, McManaman should have been carded and serve a three match ban. But why are fans on Twitter so desperate for a 21...

45 David Preece

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Michael Owen Retires: Liverpool Fans, Enjoy Him Getting Owned On Twitter

Michael Owen has just announced his retirement at the end of the season, prompting one chap to ask if he still even played football. Liverpool fa...

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Newcastle's European Adventures Have Made The Premier League A Distraction

Let's face it: the Toon aren't going to win the title any time soon. The fans would rather we prioritised cup competitions and the run in the Europa League has been a breath of fresh air. Compared to Benfica, Wigan away can't really compete...

James Williams

Heatmap Of Michael Owen Against Newcastle #OwenOwnedOnTwitter

Michael Owen was a busy beaver during his visit to St. James' Park. Thankfully a Newcastle fan was on hand on Twitt...

3 Comments Sabotage

Newcastle: Get Ben Arfa To Attack Swansea's Weak Spot & March On Up The Table

After a historic week in south Wales, could this be the best, or possibly worst, possible time for in-form Newcastl...

Jonathan Anderson

Cardiff Dragons, Liverpool Dodos, Arsenal Pussies & Other Animal Club Names

Cardiff owner Vincent Tan has suggested he'll rebrand the Bluebirds as the Dragons to appeal to the Asian market, t...

1 Comment Sabotage

Pochettino's Lack Of Plan B Will Make For Nervy End To Saints' Season

The high pressure game works against weaker teams, but in the defeat to Newcastle it was easily worked out. If Sain...

5 Comments Michael Turner

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Cabaye: The Quarterback Who Can Steer Us Away From Danger

Of all the French contingent at St James Park, it is Yohan Cobaye who has the brains to save Newcastle United.

Jonathan Anderson

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Newcastle United: Keep Calm And Nullify Southampton's Pressing Game

After a shocking first half of the season Newcastle's form appears to have picked up. If the Toon can overcome Southampton's pressing game, they ...

James Williams

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Newcastle's Steven Taylor Does His Best 'Blue Steel'

In an exclusive photo shoot with Topman Generation, Newcastle United's Steven Taylor delivers his best 'Blue Steel' pose, talks about life at St ...

Topman Generation

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Everything Newcastle Should Know About Southampton Star Jason Puncheon

The winger is out of contract in the summer and after an vastly improved domestic campaign, Saints will be loathe to losing their prized asset, w...

2 Michael Turner

Europa League: Shop Window Opportunity For Our Best Players Or Welcome Distraction?

If you believe Pardew and the pundits we're a force again, but a look at the league and the agitating stars paints ...

1 Comment Richard Lewis

The Greatest Goal I Ever Saw Scored Against Newcastle: The Bergkamp Flick & Turn For Arsenal

Newcastle fans thought Nicos Dabizas had just ballsed up, but Bergkamp's outrageous flick and cool finish is the gr...

3 Comments Jonathan Anderson

Tottenham Hotspur Have Turned From The Bullied To The Bullies

Spurs are now unbeaten in 10, conceding just five - It's a far cry from the defeat to Everton and the previous inab...

5 Comments Jack Howes

Newcastle's Feelgood Factor Can See Them Steamroller Spurs

Two weeks ago, Newcastle were staring into the abyss. Now they are approaching the crest of a wave and will be conf...

6 Comments James Williams

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Newcastle's Moussa Sissoko: Throwback Midfielder and Scourge of Chelsea

Two goals on his debu against Chelsea reveal Newcastle Moussa Sissoko to be the kind of player who once dominated English football.

7 Aurélien Parlouër

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Paul Gascoigne Is My Hero, Despite It All

A Newcastle United and England fan explains why Paul Gascoigne remains his hero despite his problems.

13 Len Brown

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Chelsea: Sulky, Lazy & Ineffective - Rafa Needs To Drop Torres For Ba At St. James' Park

Some players falter on their return to their former club, but I'd rather have Ba on the pitch at Newcastle, especially when the thought of Torres leading the Chelsea frontline gives me the creeps.

Emma Bung

Newcastle United's French Revolution: How A Watershed Week Will Rebuild The Season

Even though Newcastle find themselves just four points from the drop-zone, there are plenty of reasons to be upbeat...

Alex Ward

The Transfer Deadline Day Live Blog

Join us as we run through the latest breaking news on transfer deadline day without the Sky Sports soap opera to ma...

Sabotage

Aston Villa Need To Spend It Like Newcastle If They Want to Survive

Newcastle have bought in the likes of Gouffran and Yanga-Mbiwa to stave off the threat of relegation. Meanwhile Vil...

2 Comments Richard Lewis

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang: The Superhero Striker Targeted By Newcastle

Aubameyang is the archetypal Graham Carr signing for Newcastle. Here's all you need to know about the Saint-Etienne...

6 Comments Alex Woo

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