I'm saddened the Senegal striker has left for Chelsea, but we have more important problems to address. A frail defence means we're flirting with relegation and if the problem's aren't addressed, it'll be Championship football for us next year.
Pardew is yet to secure a win in eight attempts against the Seagulls and after the FA Cup encounter between the two sides, it's no surprise as to why.
Newcastle's South Americans have starred but signings must be made or for Alan Pardew's men will be in deep trouble...
Theo Walcott's hat-trick against Newcastle has shown just how valuable a part of Arsenal's strike force he can be. However, at the other end of the pitch, Arsenal still have problems...
A sporadic start to a season full of expectation following an unbelievable last term can be turned around with a few fresh faces and some luck with injuries...
Boxing Day always throws up a few surprises, but United look good for a victory against Newcastle. A 4-4-2 formation, Welbeck up front and a miss...
Another transfer window, another Demba Ba buy-out clause; and as a Newcastle fan, it really is getting a bit tedious now. As much as it pains me ...
We credit you for staying with us during our relegation Jonas, but you really to pick up the performances. It's sink or swim for the Argentine no...
Artem Milevskiy's scoring record isn't as impressive Demba Ba, bit as this video suggests, his all round game might offer the Toon Army more...
As talented as he is flawed, it’s time for Nile Ranger to start repaying the time and money, not to mention the belief, exhausted by Newcastle on him. It’s time to step up, son.
Tiote's deeper presence provides a sturdier defensive outlook for our increasingly leaky defence. Better yet we hav...
Joey Barton goes on a world tour of ridiculous accents...
Remember when Steve McClaren did his best impression of Goldmember by sporting a terrible Dutch accent? Joey Barton...
No one's going to mistake you for your Senegalese striker. You're not 12 and it looks awful. Stop it. Please.
A win over the Magpies at St. James' Park renewed belief that the Hammers can make an impression upon our return to the Premier League. Is it too...
Cheick Tiote's brawn often get's in the way of his brain. Gael Birigimana is a more creative player than the Ivorian - one who can pick a pass as...
They were good enough to win the Premiership, but never quite managed it. Here is my greatest XI of players that have never picked up a Premier L...
The world erupted in rancour at the news that Mike Ashley has signed a deal with the glorified loan sharks. But come on, is it really any different to the collection of charlatans and shite hawks who sponsor our clubs?
The Senegalese forward has been prolific so far this season, but that surprisingly has its cons as well as its pros...
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has signed an eight year contract and is said to be looking to bring Doumbia in, eith...
In the Capital One Cup game against his old club on wednesday, Manchester United, Obertan had the perfect opportuni...
The League Cup is low down the list of priorities for both clubs, and it seems a requisite that both managers will ...
Chris Hughton was a gent until the end at Newcastle, but that wont stop him from making sure his talented Norwich side give it their all against ...
Everton and Newcastle played out a game worthy of mention, but it was the tribute to the Liverpool fans prior to kick-off that will forever live ...
He just can't help but score stunning goals, be it for club or country...
From the maligned to the misfiring, this collection of managers and players prove that a leopard can change its spots...
The Europa League seems to be treated as nothing more than a run-out for the reserves by English clubs. But maybe i...
It's fair to assume that Spurs need to sign a striker before the end of the month. Here is what else we learnt from...
They had an unmitigated stormer last term, and thus far have managed to keep hold of their best players. With thei...
With the 20th edition of the Premier League a week away, there are 10 great games that will long live in the memory...
Manchester City spent their way to a Premier League title, and some say they've ruined the game for good. But Newcastle United and Montpellier would have something to say about that...
The move for Mathieu Debuchy broke down, but here are five full-back-shaped reasons why Newcastle shouldn't fret...
Great business or an unnecessary risk? The potential return of Andy Carroll to Tyneside has divided the Geordie public like a Yohan Cabaye defence-splitting pass...
Alan Shearer can't act, who'd have thought it?
There's still value to be found in the European transfer market, with this eleven from last summer's window proving...
"Marvin Sordell" I yelped when I saw his name ahead of that of the prolific Scot on Stuart Pearce's squad list. A l...
The Republic of Ireland international recently completed his move to Blackburn Rovers. Here is everything fans need...
Today's Champions League final is set to be a cracker, grab hold of a few of the...
The mephedrone craze defined a new generation of drug users. The subsequent out...
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A tiny fishing village just 40 years ago, it became notorious as destination for...
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He might be best known for indie singalongs of the highest order, but the former...
Oh, you're making a joke about gravy miners are you? How very fucking droll...
Spurn Point is a little-known wonder of the British Isles; a slice of paradise t...
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This year the White House comes under threat twice. First in Antoine Fuqua’s O...
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American indie supergroup The Postal Service lulled Brixton Academy into an elec...
'Organic' is touted as being better for the environment and your health, but rar...
The former graffiti artist opens Fire Sale this week, an exhibition of his artwo...
Things don't always happen like they do in the movies...