parenting

It's a complex life being a trans parent, but that doesn't mean we should get left out on days like today.

In 1976 my biological father disappeared. I'd love to say this event had a shroud of genuine mystery to it, that he was kidnapped by South American hitmen or was struck down by a cruel hand of fate, but in truth he just fucked off.

The media loves a Dad who can change a nappy, but that's child's play compared to what comes later...

It's all about cranking up the booze and binning the organic snacks, with these five simple rules for throwing a hassle free kids party.

I've never been one for numbers but chats with my seven-year-old have made me think about them in a different light...

Ok, so I haven't found any to mix genes with but still....

I am a firm believer that your children’s musical tastes should not be left to chance. When it comes to moulding the pop kids of today into the up-standing rock n roll citizens of tomorrow, the responsible parent’s watchwords should be education, education, education.

Now that's what we call proper parenting...

I was adamant, adamant that I wouldn't be on of THOSE parents. How wrong I was...

You know me, I can't have a conversation without mentioning my baby or babbling insanely to my baby or asking you to repeat whatever it is you were saying that wasn't about my baby - because frankly, I wasn't listening.

He's a hard bastard and an awful driver but he's been a great dad. I can't tell him I love him so I'll tell you instead

This was spotted in yesterday's Times by @jearle. Tuppence? Really?

The trick is a bit of blackmail using the Tooth Fairy...

So horse meat has been found in Ikea meatballs. Sod that though, it's still better than a theme park or the seaside if you really want a great family day out...

Without them none of us would be here. This Saboteur takes a moment to think back over the time he spent with his granddad.

All children, if possible, need their fathers in their lives. As parents they have a duty to be there whenever they can to help their kids through the trials and tribulations of life...