Romance

Turns out love can be fucking awful - who knew?

Remember the first time you called a girl at home or fumbled a condom into your wallet? Me too...

Three really short love stories (sort of) about wanking, sex with robots and asteroids - because obviously...

The world is full of drunk strangers having sex with each other. Some of us are just trying a bit harder at it than others...

When I was eight years old my father caught me midway through my first sexual experience.

This is the one rule by which I live my life. No matter how old or desperate I get, the pitfalls of dating a woman with a canine companion are too numerous to mention....

Our first crush is always a cherished thing: something to hold in our hearts forever. And who better than the honey-voiced Carlo Imperato aka Fame's Danny Amatullo? He could sing, dance and had heavenly hair - who could want more?

Looking to impress your other half? Here's a guide to the most heart meltingly romantic places on Earth.

Because who says girls are the only ones who are allowed to have it all planned out?

Forsyth. Edmonds. Black. Three names synonymous with Saturday nights, leaving a legacy that others have, so far, failed to rival. That is until Paddy McGuinness leapt onto our screens...

I've been on-off dating the lovely Caroline for a few months now, unsure as to whether or not to commit. Unfortunately, last night, my lil' General decided for me....

The booze was flowing, my jokes were getting funnier and everything was going swimmingly. Then it happened...

I went to Wilderness festival for a weekend of music, mash-up and copping off with the object of my affections. I managed the first two, but the third proved a lot more tricky....