Parting would be sweet sorrow for the both of us, but please grab this chance to rid yourself of a shameful and spiteful system.
With one former star now grappling his way through the WWE, the underground wrestling scene north of the border is buzzing right now...
We remember some of the most mental football figures that the country has every produced... Because that's what the game's all about, really.
The outspoken SNP leader Alex Salmond is just another dreamer like Ally MacLeod, pinning the hopes of Scots on a romantic myth that is sure to crumble...
Not replacing Hooper was a mistake and we've had terrible disappointments in Europe but there's still reason to be cheerful and an unbeaten season would restore respect...
Your mother always told you there was no such thing as monsters... but she was wrong, sort of. Here are some of the planet's best mythical nastie...
The Cuban Brothers' head hermano knows a thing about dressing snappily. Here he runs down the sharpest brothers from his home country...
Reckless middle-aged men, esctasy popping ravers and old romantics, who knew all of these would be united by a stretch of Scottish water?
Gazza reveals the full extent of his battle with alcohol on ITV tonight. But despite the arrests, the trips to clinics and the worrying behaviour...
Despite its 'friendly' status, last night's game was more than just a bit of a kick around for the old rivals. 2-1 up against a mediocre England side, here's why Scotland missed a perfect opportunity to stick one to the auld enemy...
England's victory last night taught us a few valuable lessons for the future, not least about Rooney, Lambert and W...
Do as he says...
Sick to death of the screaming kids and stale farts of budget airlines but still terrified by the idea of 18 hour b...
Author Tom Gillespie’s novel ‘Painting by Numbers’ has been nominated for The People’s Book Prize, but he'd...
Rolling greens, sand dunes and even ocean views. If the sight of the fence at the driving range just isn't enough for you, then here's a guide to...
Irvine was raving about music on Twitter so we asked him to put a playlist together.
Strach has had stick already from the press, but his commitment to playing football after the hell of Levein is commendable, now we just need to ...
Dissolve the four hundred year unity of the crowns, throw out the British influence and let Scotland be independent! Because let's be honest, the...
The English and the Scots have always had a bit of a turbulent relationship but Sabotage Times discovers that what was once refered to as "friendly banter" has now boiled over into full blown racism.
You might think it's all chip shops and sectarian football nonsense, here's why you're wrong...
After the hell of the Levein era the green shoots of recovery started last night. If only we had a decent centre-ha...
You wouldn't believe it, but tries win games. Ireland and Wales have a great opportunity to win the Six Nations, bu...
Gordon Strachan has finally been unveiled as the new Scotland coach. In an unusual turn of events, it would seem th...
Craig Levein is gone and has left a lot of work for whoever his successor may be. Losing the fear, bringing back the passion and playing the youn...
Golf is my passion and wherever I am in the world, it’s something I love to do to get away from it all...
Defeat at home to Wales last weekend has all but sealed Levein's fate, and speculation is rife as to who his successor will be. Here's a rundown ...
Craig Levein screams mediocrity. Following Scotland's abject draw against Macedonia, it's become clear that things have to change. The Scotland m...
The whole Rangers/Newco debacle has plunged an already waning game into turmoil but far from leading to the death o...
While parts of the UK have been hotter than Africa, winter sports have been thriving in Scotland.
They sell more beer in Tokyo than Aberdeen and more in the USA than UK. Meet the Scottish upstarts who brew to the ...
Legendary crime writer and Rebus creator Ian Rankin was so incensed about the BBC's decision to remove Janice Forst...
This week David Cameron had to apologise for joking about Tourettes. The syndrome became a household name back in 1989 when a nervous Scottish teenager appeared on screen spitting his dinner across the family table and called his mum a ‘fucking slut’ as she shopped for cat food.
If time, space and affairs with Patsy Kensit weren't an issue, who would make it into the all-time greatest XIs for Rangers and Celtic and, more importantly, who would win. We look back through the rich history of the two Glasgow clubs and try to pick a winner.
They say an Englishman's home is his castle, so why not his hotel as well? We take a look at some of the world's best B&B; Battlements that are all fit for a King
With Scotland failing to qualify for Euro 2012, you have to question what's wrong with Scottish football today when...
Spain have already won their group in the European qualifiers but Scotland can still secure a runner-up spot if the...
Don't expect flowing rugby tomorrow it's going to be down to which team has the most desire and there are question ...
The try that would go down in Scottish folklore, from a game laden with enthralling sub-plots, political overtones ...
No one will care that you carried twenty-seven pints if they're all empty by the...
Do not. Fuck with. The Australians.
How the hell anyone can be proud of the Queen's squalid, mean-spirited and patro...
Chip shops, terrible raps and someone who once took a duvet in a suitcase to LA....
The suggestion that the UK’s Royal Family are nothing more than decoration has...
As ever, if you would like daily tips for the best free films on TV you can foll...
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I’ve been too honest with myself, I should have lied like everybody else...
Seeing the incredible in the mundane. It's a skill, like.
There's a new folk sound being made in them Medway towns...
"Tell the world that we are being slaughtered for for not having been born Musli...
A possible turning point for British rap music AND it's a free download - what m...
The five inches or whatever it is adds nothing to your comfort, pisses off the p...
Can you please stop fucking with kit fundamentals? #AMF
The most dangerous game of 'It' ever.
We asked the new grime wunderkind for his favourite current jams. He came back w...
What happens when Essex's best loved murderer of Sinatra standards goes for a ch...
We're starting to think people aren't taking this very seriously