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Playing Away: The Married Dating Sites Capitalising On Football Widows

And why blokes should really be encouraging their women to get a hobby...

5 Comments Bea Appleby

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I Sell Butt Plugs To Strangers

It's funny how quickly you get used to talking to strangers about butt-plugs, crotchless panties and the merits of lube...

9 Comments Sophia

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Jennifer Lawrence: 5 Reasons She'd Be Great On A Night Out

The Silver Linings Playbook star has gone stratospheric since her Oscar win, and her down-to-earth attitude ensured everyone fell in love with her. Here’s why she’d be a top night out.

10 Harry Harris

Russell Brand: A Classic Interview With The Star Before He Was Famous

From the off, Russell Brand was different, dynamic and destined to do something. In this 2002 interview you can see the ambition and energy and the desire to get past his drug addiction.

16 Alex Godfrey

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Surfing For Cougars: The Truth About Dating Sites And Extra-Marital Sex

Trapped in a sexless marriage I made the decision to go surfing for Cougars. Three months on I'm obsessed. Here's how it happened...

36 John Martin

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Why I'm Going On The Man-Wagon

It's all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far...

8 Juliet Du Vivier

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Iggy Azalea: The Australian Rap Star Breaking America

Who would have thought a white chick from Australia would become one of America's hottest rising hip hop stars. Here's everything you should know...

3 Larry Day

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Exclusive 'Before Jack Had A Groove' Extract

Terry Farley's forthcoming book is an examination of British youth culture, this extract looks at punk rock mecca, Vivienne Westwood's 'Sex' bout...

4 Terry Farley

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Brusque Counselling For Unhappy Couples

Why do people choose to co-exist with partners they no longer feel anything for, and in some cases despise? It all just seems a massive waste of ...

7 Robin Lee

Men Are The Real Victims of The Porn Industry

Trawling through porn is a hard job, a role we've all assumed at some point of our lives. Thankfully though, we can leave it to someone else as researcher Jon Millward took one for the team...

9 Comments Tom Ward

The Little Book Of Legs

Like legs?Like them aided and abetted by boobs, wheelbarrows and ladders? Then this is the book for you...

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The New Rules Of Being Gay (That Don’t Involve The Word Gay)

For a younger generation of gay men, it’s never been cooler to be disassociated with anything associated with bei...

8 Comments Alistair Mulhall

No Sex In The City: Getting Laid Like A Panda At A Kigu Party

In an effort to break my dry spell I went to a onesie party Dalston dressed as a panda – an animal so poor at hav...

2 Comments Carl Anka

The 10 Most Difficult Films To Masturbate To

It's one thing thrashing one out to Ass Patrol 12, but you try doing it while Miss Piggy is prancing around New Yor...

22 Comments Tim Bradley

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The Mile High Club Experience & The Secret Of Stewardesses

What exactly is so tempting about primped and preened aeroplane workers with tight skirts and fake smiles that make us want a little sexual heali...

2 Lucy Gold

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The Strangest Sex Fetish You Have Ever Seen

We feel sorry for this chap's poor girlfriend...

2 Sabotage

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Sex On Paper: Literature's Womanisers And Their Randy Writers

Sex is always a catalyst for a good story, but just how horny are the creators of some of literature's most promiscuous characters?

Tom Ward

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Haruki Murakami, Star-Crossed Lovers And Me

He's the greatest modern writer by a long shot, and regularly stops me in my tracks with stark yet brilliant lines. It's the only thing I have to...

7 Daniel Ruiz Tizon

Black Passenger, Yellow Cabs: One Man's Sexual Adventures In Japan

Author Stefhan Bryan describes his sexual exploits (in fairly graphic detail) with a large array of willing local women from a variety of socio-economic backgrounds, shapes and sizes all over Japan. Powerful and shocking, it's well worth picking up.

12 Comments J J Lillis

Hideous Dates #3: The Accidental Man Date

A friendly drink with an old pal quickly turned into an awkward Valentine's Day meal

5 Comments James Matheson

Hideous Dates #1: The Girl With The Hamster Tattoo

The first two dates had gone well, then I got back to her bedroom and everything went pear-shaped...

7 Comments James Matheson

The Celebrity Guide To The Best Coffee Table Books

Ever wondered which coffee table books rock stars, magazine editors, artists and comedians can't put down? Wonder n...

1 Comment James Brown

The Do's And Don'ts Of Online Dating

Online dating is acceptable now - here's how you do it properly so you can DO IT properly....

7 Comments Olivia Foster

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Finding Nemo Discovers Boobs

When the happy-go-lucky became a man for the first time...

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Wax On, Wax Off: Why You Should Never Have A Hairy Vagina

Hairy vaginas are so 70s. Here's why you should wax.

19 Becky T

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He's Still Got It: Jack Nicholson Chats Up Jennifer Lawrence

Jack Nicholson tried picking up Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars on Sunday. Because when you're Jack Nicholson you always have a more than decent ...

2 Sabotage

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Power Rangers Sex Scandal Revealed

The truth behind the rumours amongst die-hard Power Rangers fans has finally been exposed on camera...

1 Sabotage

Fashion & Style

What A Load Of Pants

Step away from the Family Guy themed underwear, put down those multi coloured boxers, if you want to get into a gir...

7 Comments Olivia Foster

Geordie Shore: The Big Mac Of The Junk TV World

Sod Spencer and the Made in Chelsea toffs. Back for a fifth series this week, if you're going to watch scripted rea...

1 Comment Natasha Warren

Female Pin-up Artists You've probably Never Heard Of

Forget sailor girls and cadillac groupies, these pin-up girls are all about robotos, sex appeal and oil painting...

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Eye-F*cking Guys on The Escalator & Other Things That Turn Me On

I'm three months into a shitty period of celibacy and seem to have gone a bit mental. I'm even starting to get mois...

4 Comments Sarah Helga Penney

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How Tantric Life Coaching Put The Spring Back Into My Step

So repellent to women that I put watches out of sync, I took a tantric life coaching class. But can two hours of heavy breathing and feathers turn a man from playstation to ultimate player?

2 Carl Anka

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Man vs Cock: Masturbation Fasting is Killing Me

Could you stop wanking for even one week? This guy did and it made him near enough lose his mind...

Robin Darke

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A Model's Guide To Getting A Brazilian

Pain, suffering and sticking your arse in the air in front of a total stranger. Brilliant, bloody brilliant...

6 Rebecca Pearson

Forget Valentine's Day: Let's Make February 14th V For Vagina Day

Valentine's Schmalentine's, I propose we knock it one the head and celebrate our most intimate parts...

4 Comments Juliet Du Vivier

Why I F*cking Hate Valentines Day

Oh sod off with your "Forever Alone" talk you grumpy singletons. Valentine's is terrible for EVERYONE, regardless i...

5 Comments Gareth Dimelow

Valentine's Day: The Best Places To Get Your Leg Over In London

Single? Horny? Here's my guide to finding a like-minded soul in the capital...

Jimi Granola

The Meat Bouquet & Four Other Alternative Valentine's Day Solutions

No idea what to do this Valentines? Why not present your lover with a bunch of meat or take them to see some posh g...

Caroline