Yesterday we asked you to nominate past and present footballers with awful first touches. Here's what you told us...
Check this out, loads of ex-Premier League players electrocuted in Norway...
Since arriving from Argentina in 2000 Julio Arca has established himself as a North-East legend, representing both Sunderland and Middlesbrough. If only people would stop thinking he was a veteran.
Both teams have struggled this season, but what if a team of greats went head to head?
We'd probably get releagated, but the six months that preceded the drop would be the best thing that has ever happened, all suggestive groin thrusts, cigar smoke and the sound of machine gun fire whenever we score...
Steve Bruce blamed: being a Geordie. Steve Bruce blamed: striker changes. Steven Bruce blamed: Sunderland fans for coming “in their thousandsâ€...
Having celebrated his 25th anniversary this week, Fergie will be looking for three points this weekend from his former employee.
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Arsenal's flying Dutchman saved the day against an insipid Sunderland, but his team-mates' mediocrity isn't spurring Robin van Persie to stay at ...
Even though you have took further back in Sunderland's case, both of these clubs have boasted incredible players over the years. But, ahead of the game this afternoon, who wins when the the greatest Xls go head-to-head?
It's safe to say that there are some pretty big tools in the world of football. The question of who is the biggest,...
Mackems new boy Nicklas Bendtner drew another blank in last night's limp defeat at Norwich. But is Steve Bruce depl...
Critics might snipe that Sunderland are hardly top notch opposition, but John Ruddy has been an unlikely star so fa...
Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United stars of past and present have sat for Steve Orino.
I love everything about summer. Festivals, picnics, shades, beer gardens, freckl...
Their was no onstage persona with comedian Patrice O'Neal, only an absolute trut...
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Jenni Davies tried out every Sex and the City character from Carrie, to Samantha...
A new Queens of the Stone Age album is always an event and, come June 3rd, ‘Li...
It was heralded as the film to save the British film industry but nearly sunk it...
You might think it's all sake, beer and sushi but the Japanese love their coffee...
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"It was dark as we passed through the cyclo-filled streets of Danang... A neon l...
Plenty of bad things happen in prison, few compare to the horrors of moving...
How A near fatal encounter with his Ostrich 'Waldo' almost cost him his innards ...
Because when the end comes, you had better be prepared...
When it comes to safaris, one continent rules them all. Whether it's the wildlif...
You can shove The Wire, Boardwalk Empire and Mad Men, for me the greatest series...
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You might not be on Porky Pig's xmas card list afterwards, but if you've got the...
Top players? Inch perfect passes? Romance? Drama? Nah, none of these are the bes...