Why do we look at other sides shortcomings instead of our own greatness? Is English cricket too neurotic to enjoy being the best in the world?
After six weeks of plenty of wine, no women and enough baccy, biscuits and beer to keep a small band of sailors happy from here to the Cape of Good Hope, England have won The Ashes 3-1 in Australia.
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Another night of controlled dominance by KP and co led to a deluge of analysis from sofas and commentary boxes the world over. It's bad news for Ponting...
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