Made in Chelsea 3.1: Bitches, Biscuits And Leftover Boobs

The new series of Made in Chelsea kicked off last night promising to be the poshest chelsea ever...
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The new series of Made in Chelsea kicked off last night promising to be the poshest chelsea ever...

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Series 3 is here! And it's going to be the poshest Chelsea ever! I know this because in the advert, someone is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword. This is pretty much the poshest thing you can do apart from rocking up to Sloane Square with a top hat over your genitals and demanding that everyone calls you Fotherington Smythe. In fact, if you've done one you've probably done the other. Let’s begin.

Spencer starts the episode with 50 posh points because he is flying a plane. And when he lands it and meets Caggie, the first thing he says is "Sorry about that, my helicopter is in the shop. FNARRRRRR!" (Not really.)

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