Made In Chelsea 3.9: Culture, Crazies And Bumming For Jesus

This week in Made In Chelsea, Cheska's get a face-full from Kimberley while Francis, Proudlock and Jamie Biscuits decide to become culture vultures. Let's see how this turns out...
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This week in Made In Chelsea, Cheska's get a face-full from Kimberley while Francis, Proudlock and Jamie Biscuits decide to become culture vultures. Let's see how this turns out...

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This weekend I learned about saddlebacking – the act of having unprotected anal sex in order to preserve one’s virginity, usually for religious reasons, or Bumming For Jesus. And when you’re watching MIC AD, or AESGTC (After Everyone Starts Going To Church) this discovery changes everything. Do we have to start calling it “taking it up the Proudlock” or making jokes about Jamie “chocolate” biscuits? Also, it would explain the Kimberly scandal. Going out for coffee with Spencer, Francis and Jamie doesn’t seem like a big deal, but if a lady of her social standing has been fraternising with people at the back door it could scandalise South West London. Still, Cheska doesn’t go to church, so what makes her so anal?

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