This week, it begins in...Shoreditch. What kind of edgy, alternative, Vice reading business could the gang possibly have in the Far East? Are they buying clothes that used to belong to someone else? Perhaps there’s a pardy in which Red Stripe will be drunk from a can?! Ah, now we know. Jamie’s getting a tattoo. Hugo rolls up his trouser leg to reveal an old inking, written in Mordor Elvish “it’s not embarrassing, it’s fucking rock star.” Ah, but I bet you anything that the Elvish Dudes saw him coming. He thinks he’s got some message about power and noble birth, but it really reads “I look like a chipmunk and I have a tiny willy!” Do be careful when you visit the tattoo parlours when holidaying in Middle Earth. That Gollum thinks he’s such a joker.
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