Monday I was having a mini-breakdown, Tuesday was all train travel and today’s Sharknado. Craig David hasn’t got shit on me.
Out of the helicopter, into the shark. Classic saying. #sharknado
I just applauded.
I am alone in the living room.
"Now I hate sharks too". This guy knows all the smooth lines that give women the fanny-gallops. #sharknado
Jesus, why haven't we been bombing tornadoes ALL ALONG? #Sharknado
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Sorry to question the realism of an otherwise flawless film, but how old was Tara Reid when she had these kids? #SharkNado
Almost an hour in and Tara Reid is about to hit us with her second facial expression.
Tara Reid does an good job of looking like she's off her tits while not being off her tits (...although she's probs off her tits) #Sharknado
Once he was Kevin McAllister's rich and highly virile Father in Home Alone and now he's a drunk in #SharkNado. Hollywood: a cruel mistress.