OUR ROBOCOP REMAKE
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YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
Bond returns from dead, uncovers spaceship hijacking plot & leads ninja army to foil volcano villain’s plans at 2:05pm on ITV1 Saturday 15th.
Headstrong girl uses her gumption & guile to persuade mean drunk Marshal to catch father's killer- Coen Brothers perfection at 9pm on BBC2 Saturday 15th.
BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD
Embezzler Philip Seymour Hoffman devises a simple plan to rob his parent's jewelery shop accidentally instigating a tangled Web of anguish and suffering at 00:55am on Channel 4 Saturday 15th.
Accusations cause controversy as Meryl Streep & Philip Seymour Hoffman lend their ample acumen to stunning religious drama 11:25pm on BBC1 Sunday 16th.
CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS
The pre-ancient origins of art & culture are explored in Werner Herzog's reverent & soul stirring documentary at 01:55on on Film4 Tuesday 18th.
THE HIDDEN FORTRESS
Amid aftermath of war, two oblivious yokels are swept along with a princess's escape plan in Akira Kurosawa's essential Star Wars inspiring epic at 11am Film4 Thursday 20th.
THE COLOR OF MONEY
The Hustler returns from retirement to mentor cocky Cruise & finds that even a master has lessons left to learn in Martin Scorsese's pool hall drama at 11:35pm on BBC1 Thursday 20th.
SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK
Philip Seymour Hoffman stars when an award winning theatre director's world spirals in & out of focus as his truest art becomes indistinguishable from reality at 11:05pm on BBC2 Friday 21st.