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Mini Maverick loses that lovin feeling, spends inordinate time in pants, gets the guy, hits the breaks & flies right by at 6:50pm on Film4 Saturday 17th.
Wagner blaring, safe surfing, insanity assassinating, dope smoking, puppy losing, cow chopping Vietnam perfection airs at 11pm on ITV4 Saturday 17th.
BILL AND TEDS BOGUS JOURNEY
Murdered by android us-es, simple saviours traverse afterlife, befriend death & Martian/s to save the future at 8:10pm ITV4 Saturday 17th.
THE DARK KNIGHT
Gravel voiced metacarpi puncher faces off antithetical pencil disappearing anarchist clown in Heath Ledger's iconic penultimate performance at 9pm on ITV2 Sunday 18th.
Troubled FBI profiler hunts stabby desert roaming eyelid cutter Ben Kingsley- dark & twisted serial killer thriller at 00:55am on Movie Mix Monday 19th.
A SIMPLE PLAN
Finding abandoned drug money leads good people to do evil things in a moral decent of greed & murder in Billy Bob Thornton & Bill Paxton staring stunning thriller at 00:20am on BBC1 Monday 19th.
KILLING THEM SOFTLY
A simple stick up unfolds into an economically allegorical criminal character study & Marmite talk 'em up in James Ganolfini staring crime thriller #KILLINGTHEMSOFTLY 10:50pm on Film4 Monday 19th.
YEAR OF THE DRAGON
Racist cop Mickey Rourke clashes with Chinese gangsters in Michael Cimino's morally grey & brutally chaotic cops & crime drama at 9pm on TCM Wednesday 21st.
Art thief goes on run from tenacious ex-army Twincester Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in poo diving, body switching, dog fighting frenetic thriller at 9pm on BBC4 Thursday 22nd.