This week we take you for a romantic live octopus sushi meal, throw all your clothes out of the window, make you witness the end of the world, have a killer whale amputate your legs and bash your brains in with an ape's thigh bone in @TopFilmTip's Valentines pick of the very best films on TV.
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BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID
Relentlessly pursued, affable train robbers flee to Bolivia in musical montaging, quick quipping fun at 3pm on Film4 Saturday 14th.
Blithe guy becomes besotted by mercurial girl whose passion is matched only by her volatility in the exquisite & explicit gem at 11:25pm on Film4 Saturday 14th.
Philosophical mullet topped bouncer cleans up a dirty town in 2 hour knee smashing, throat ripping, bluesy bar brawl at 9pm on TCM Saturday 14th.
Inexplicably released after 15 years imprisonment, a man wreaks live-octopus eating, hammer bludgeoning bloody vengeance in Korean classic at 9pm on The Horror Channel Sunday 15th.
GOODBYE FIRST LOVE
Perfect, passionate adolescent amour breaks then bonds years later in unsentimental, lyrical & authentic romance at 9:40pm on BBC4 Sunday 15th.
Bike desiring unruly young Saudi girl asserts her independence under ubiquitous authoritarian chauvinism in equally arresting and captivating drama at 01:30am on Channel4 Monday 16th.
SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD
Two lost souls find fun & friendship amid the nihilistic chaos of the pre-apocalypse in genre defying, bittersweet tragi-romcom at 11:25pm on MovieMix Tuesday 17th.
Messianic mystery, suicidal fraud & sex addiction as Sam Rockwell seeks belonging in Chuck Palahniuk’s abrasive comedy drama at 2:10am on Film4 Wednesday 18th.
RUST & BONE
Commitophobic bare knuckle boxer/drifter/bouncer, falls for unexpectedly amputated girl before realising ineffable value of companionship in poignant, powerful drama at 11:45pm on Film4 Wednesday 18th.
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
Guiding apes' evolution, monoliths draw humanity towards infinity in Stanley Kubrick's stargating, visionary, consummate SciFi at 11:05pm on BBC2 Friday 20th.