Dave Jenkins

Destination The Rupali, Newcastle to sample Curry Hell, the hottest curry in the fucking world.

They'll try to fleece you every which way at the Good Food Show in Birmingham, follow our insider tips and make sure you get the most out of your day.

As Simon Cowell gets his hands on another genre of music to murder, proper DJ's should not be outraged...

The dream was, of course, Come Dine With Me but it didn't happen. He's how I survived the The Devil's Dinner Party selection process...