Dean Cartwright is a freelance writer from Hartlepool as well as a published poet and a British Film Industry commissioned screenwriter and director. He has always adapted a very lazy approach to his writing despite a number of early successes. His first groundbreaking article “Santa isn’t real”, written aged 5, was the talk of the primary school playground for weeks before Christmas. The post-Christmas backlash, however, led to a crisis of confidence and his output has been sporadic at best ever since..