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Lucy Hancock

Lucy Hancock is a freelance journalist, butter enthusiast and Craig David fan. When she is not buttering things (literally anything) or listening to Craig David she is writing arresting prose about stuff like KK and BeyBey, hard hitting real-talk for ladymags, sexy thing and precociously written biographies about herself. A former staffer on FHM and more! mag she now lances freely for Stylist, The Mail On Sunday, Men's Health, The Daily Mirror, Grazia and FHM. She once tried to ask Pelé if he has ever tasted his own semen. She regrets that now..