Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Ring! Ring! It’s 7:00 A.M.! Move y’self to go again. Cold water in the face. Brings you back to this awful place. The Diary of a Shiftworker.

Some impressive TPS and several timely flirting incidents are keeping the wind in my sails, but the upcoming expiration of my contract continues to niggle…

It’s a miserable old time at the PLC, the Afghan’s back is screwed and the Algerian is suffering from fasting. Thank god for the passing American women.

The English trolley dolly is looking filthier than ever, the Pakistani Mafia continue to annoy and the Algerian just won’t let the hilarious nickname drop…

Poor TPS results and a rollercoaster shift pattern have taken the wind out of our man’s sails, but at least the Somalian security guard is back to talk tactics.

Adjusting to life in the ‘big unit’, how to deal with the Pakistani Mafia and why you should think hard before smoking menthols.

The ethics of a ‘pocket transaction’, how not to chat up an Asian babe and why you shouldn’t get involved with the Ginsters bloke without the sufficient ‘pie training’.

Chocolate will make you feel brand new, chewing gum will inspire you. The unglamorous yet intriguing life of a station shop shiftworker.