Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

As wedding season comes to a close, I count my blessings at dodging the financial ruin, emotional strain and drunken dancing of other peoples happiest day…

From baby chasers to do gold diggers via professional mistresses and faux air heads, a quartet of women who wind me up…

Even as a child of the Blue Peter generation, I see no worth in the current trend for upcycling waste…

I go to work to work, not to hear about your impending sprog, flick through your holiday snaps or buy you a birthday cake.

The ban of a harmless ale made by a small brewer highlights all that is wrong with the current government and its priorities.

Sexual branding just got weirder…

I dont want to see Take That at Wembley, watch X Factor or have kids… deal with it.

Screaming toddlers on planes are a public menace. If you must bring your precious offspring with you on flights at least have the common courtesy to chloroform the baby blanket.