Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Yep, just 'balls' now.
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC's radio coverage of Cheltenham.
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think I might do it if Nick Clegg had a sex tape leaked."
Acid is a dangerous drug, kids.
Social media strikes again.
This just in..... I had some beers with lunch.
The biggest argument over a colour of a dress since Cinderella.
Kanye turns up at Nandos and stands on a table. Sure.
10 / 10 revenge from Dad
It's like the 90s all over again
"Close your eyes and imagine a cat being sick"
We can see no way in which this could go wrong.
It's just like watching Anchorman, except it's real.
"I'll have that to go, please"
Google really really really don't like Spurs, do they?
Imagine how annoyed you'd be if someone thought you were Michael Tonge.
"It would be good for Lord Sugar to see me comatose in a Nutella stained pair of jogging bottoms"
The funniest thing we've seen all day.
This has got all the makings of a Rocky film.
There's a new bit of plastic in town.
It's like a roadside Fantasia...
Talk about a punchline, amirite?!
Let's all react like this next time a handshake goes wrong.
"It's like she wandered into a convenience store on crack"
Step aside Mars, you dun know bout Nutkins.
We can think of no better way to spend a day.
Twat.
Erm excuse me WHAT was his name?
Who hasn't?
Simply spectacular.
HAPPY NEW YE.....oh
"Why do 18th Century English paintings have so many squirrels in them?"
"Anybody ever tell you you look like Beyonce?"
No muscle no hustle...
Sometimes you really couldn't make it up.
Sturgeon represents a streak of decency and integrity almost extinct in British ...
Absolute beast.
Hacks on the big screen. Here's the pick of the bunch.
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For four seasons now, Game of Thrones has delivered some of the most dramatic an...
Dorne. Lock it in your mind. It’s a place where Game of Thrones will be spendi...
It was the simple story of a very naughty boy who gets mistaken for the Messiah....
Whilst many believe the punk rock spirit of artistic rebellion and personal nihi...
We all know kids’ TV is pretty shit nowadays. But it’s not the saccharine-sw...
From the sound of the dial-up to downloading made-up hip hop tracks. Twentysomet...
They're asking the turkeys to vote for Christmas and we're supposed to listen to...
Dad wars.
From selling fake art with a dodgy French accent to run-ins with the Thai Mafia,...
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
What, no Kate Nash?
From watches up arses to the history of the Sicilian people...
Mainly because you can remember how shit the sex is.
In football, history only remembers the losers. Roberto Baggio’s glittering ca...
Everyone from Alan McGee to Andrew Weatherall has got on stage for a Chinwag. Fo...
Ten times as many young Brits joined ISIS than joined our own reserve army last ...